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oberynmartell

List of Black Lives Matter and Racial Equality Petitions to sign:

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jeffwingerz
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bethanyactually
The delusion you’re trying to cure is called Christmas. 
It’s the crazy notion that the longest, coldest, darkest nights can be the warmest and brightest. 
Yeah, and when we all agree to support each other in that insanity, something even crazier happens. 
It becomes true. 
Works every year. Like clockwork.

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Merry Happy, everyone! I hope your lives are warm and bright. ♥︎

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xoxoemynn
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chloehalles

The meaning of Christmas is that we give it meaning. To me, it used to mean being with my mom. Now, I guess it means being with you guys.

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zacscottysnl

“It’s that very special time of year, Greendale! A time for me to remind you that your school acknowledges no specialness to this time of year. You do, of course, have a constitutional right to lend this season the significance of your choosing in any of our designated holiday zones!”

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stuckwith-harry
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read-it-in-a-book

J. K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.”

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ewaudreyhorne
Going deep cover past enemy lines making everybody think I’m on the Christmas side. Rockin’ warm sweaters, hangin’ big ass lights, if the fat man could see me yo it’s gotta look right. I’ll watch all the TV specials that I never could, I’ll even cry during the sad ones like James Bond would. And when the big night comes, it’s time to set the bait, cold milk, hot cookies, decking the plate! And hear him down the chimney and then it’ll be just him and me but he won’t know we’re enemies, ‘cause I’ll play sincere. Bring a trap, like that Hug him tight, get on his lap and tell him he can come back every year. Cause I am Jehovah’s most secret witness, so I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas and act just like I love it ‘til the day I die.
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howls
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Cast a Christmas spell, Have a Wondrous Wizard Christmas, Have a Merry Christmas Day!
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somebodylost-chan
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mysharona1987
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mika-misaki2

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

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furbearingbrick

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

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jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

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the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

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somebodylost-chan

Ooh, interesting historical note.