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Sningle And Ready To Mningle.

@bhreadboard

Gwen, 25, She/Her. Uh. I. Game and stuff. And hardly actually post. And roleplay.

sitting on my couch watching tv when i hear some kind of commotion outside and finding a dozen winged hussars running around my backyard and ruining the lawn i've been working on all spring

my beautiful Polish cavalry that i cant contain no matter what i do

PHARAOH’S CURSE 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision

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Jarvis, drop heavy rocks on him and break all his bones. Jarvis, unleash ants and scorpions to torment him. Jarvis burn one million dollars in front of him while he is bleeding. Jarvis! Torrture him for one trillion years

- Greek gods when someone kicks a pebble in the garden of their temple