なんです、でし…

What, appreciate...

なによ　そのカオは

What's your face!?

カボチャはオレのよ💢

The pumpkin bed is mine!

なによ　キサマそれ

なに　ちょっと　ジマン！？

What's this, appreciate, hey, are you bragging!?

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

yes he did

だいきん…だいすき…だいじなトモダチ…

I absolutely love the Daikin heater...my precious friend...

*sniffs you*

fuck you’re smell

Everyday beautiful women named Noreply are always emailing me

家主が！でしでヘンなジッケンしてるです！

せいこうしたらオレもされるです！

だれか！へるぷみーなのです！

My landlady is trying something crazy with my apprentice...if it would be succeeded, she will do same thing with me! Help! Is there anyone to help me!?

ねえ!　タイクツ！　オレタイクツ！

Hey! I'm bored! BOARD!

lo fi song titles

猫専用かまくら！

Where is everybody? :(

This has more emotional impact than most Hollywood movies today

“Babe are going to bed? How did you get under there???”

“Mreh!” >:(

“Oh, I’m sorry! G’night!”