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I tasted some of this shit this afternoon. It wasn’t too bad. It wasn’t too good.

This is Breck dressed up like little cartoons so nobody thinks anything about him discussing menstruation out loud.

Dum Dum likes to climb up on me and just stay there while I walk around. She’s really stupid.

That’s FluffyButt. She’s a bigger slut than Ms Smart and she’s meaner.

That’s Ms Smart. She’s smarter than Dum Dum.

That’s Dum Dum’s smarter cousin that lives in North Carolina.

That’s Jade Goody’s mom. Ain’t she nasty?

That’s a little cup of my piss and proof that I’m just fat. Not pregnant. Those are only $1.25 or so at DG and there REALLY is absolutely nothing to do in Fairfield to pass the time.

This is some thing that lady on Dynasty uses to shock her face that they sold at Tuesday Morning.

This is breakfast.

This is the possum that always tries to sneak into my house.

This is Dum Dum. She’s really stupid and shits all over the place.

This is the thing at church where SAM rips off all of Jesus’ clothes and carries him up a hill.

This puny-ass thing is all of the pokeroot I got this year because of fucking neighbors cutting down all my plants.

This apparently qualifies as a hotel. It’s at the end of a dead-end road in the floodplain in west-central Owen County.

Those are the chemical formulas for the cool shit in weed, coke and meth.

That’s Alex Jones with syphillis melting his face away.

That’s my movie shelf I made out of some shampoo-display thing.

This is one of the three movies I have yet to own on Continental Video. It looks scary.

These is some video of those black dudes fighting. The bald-headed one was a guest star on 227.