The Golden Snake Tooth | Chapter 1

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Notice/warnings: lying/cheating, stealing

It was early in the morning when Snake was playing hide and seek with Webs, his friend, before he did his chores.

“Where did you go?” Snake called out. 

Webs was out on the balcony, looking for a hiding spot. She spotted one of the outside medium size potted plants. She quickly went to it and got under the leaves of the plant as she got her hood up.

Then Snake looked out the balcony, looking for her. He smirked as he flickered his tongue at the potted plants and started to slither off inside, saying, “Well, Webs isn’t around here…”

I find it interesting and clever how you used both the "Bucharest Bandits" and "Lucky Jim", who are both only mentioned as part of a gag and utilized them as actual characters.

Just like in canon, the Golden Dolphin breaks every criminal who tries to steal it.

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA

CURSED

So i was just going to screenshot this post and-

this is the pic that wont load for any of us apparently

NO. UNLOAD UNLOAD.

Before pride ends, she's ace!

Behind the scenes of the brothers bedroom!! Hehehe, I like the FZero poster

It's so sad that a literal Illumination movie pays more acknowledgement to the forgotten gems (Kid Icarus and FZero) than their literal creators (Nintendo.)

what kind of pie…

Pie flavor.

The Golden Snake Tooth | Prologue

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Author's note: I’m so excited for this series and I hope you all like it.

Notice/warnings: hunted, experimented, extinct, hiding

Once, long ago, there were sundrop snakes. 

They would look like normal yellow snakes, but if you looked at their teeth, you would see that they’re gold instead of white. 

A lot of people, human and animal, would go to them if they’re ill or hurt badly.

The sundrop snakes would bite the person, but it wouldn’t hurt them. Instead, it would heal them, like they were never ill or hurt.

Some were grateful for them, for their help and gifts. 

Some aren't grateful for them, they were still monsters.

That didn’t bother the sundrop snakes. 

But what did bother the sundrop snakes were those who were curious and greedy. 

The reason that the ones that got curious and greedy is because the venom is so strong that it can not only heal the sick and injured but can reverse aging temporarily.

Some were so curious and greedy that the sundrop snakes went extinct. 

All except for one.

A sundrop snake hatchling.

The sundrop hatchling was found by six that were part of the curious and greedy for power but they were careful. 

One of the six is a professor and the caretaker of the sundrop, making sure that they don’t lose their chance of eternal youth, careful experiments, and keeping the sundrop snake hidden.

The sundrop snake has been hidden in the deep part of the woods for 21 years, until now.

@royallydivinelesbian lookit 👀

so uhhhh i did this a while ago but it was before i got tumblr and i didnt realize that this show has an actual fandom on tumblr????? its one of my favorites so i really love that others like it

Guess what game I recently got into

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Wooly just trying to make a kid's show while Amanda over here being a demon:

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Wooly when Amanda interrupts their nice picnic to look at dead foxes:

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Amanda asking me questions knowing damn well I don't have a choice about my answers

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The case of shipping in the Kid Icarus community is honestly quite a strange one.

I know it’s got a lot of popular ships like Pit/Dark Pit, Pit/Palutena, etc. But the ships themselves and the context between them are… peculiarly complex to say the least? If you really think hard about it, barely any ship between the characters is romantically compatible.

Like, for one, Pit/Dark Pit. Or as others like to call it, “Pitcest.”

I personally, am not a fan of Pitcest. Not because I don’t like the “cute and quirky boy dates edgy boy” dynamic, but literally any ship with “cest” in the name is just a turnoff for me. Plain and simple.

That being said, I’m not the biggest fan of Pit/Palutena either, for obvious reasons. That being Pit is portrayed as an adolescent (Sakurai even states he’s canonically 13 in human years) and she’s portrayed as a fully matured woman. Even if ages weren’t a problem, there’s still the unbalanced power dynamic these two have with each other.

 Yes, I know it’s heavily implied in the Japanese version that he has feelings for her, but I never really saw her as a “potential love interest.” I always saw her as his mother figure or parental guardian. 

The one ship I can kind of see as compatible is Pit/Viridi, and even then there’s the “age gap” that’s commonly disputed, since Viridi is said to be eight in human years. Not as big as the Pit and Palutena one, but it’s still there nonetheless. 

I know there’s a hella lot of debate about these characters’ ages, whether they count as adults or not because, “they’re a thousand years old, they’re basically immortal” which is a whole ‘nother can of worms that I honestly don’t wanna open.

Personally, I find it interesting when a popular work doesn’t have a lot of room for shipping as opposed to a bunch of other franchises. It goes to show that romantic relationships are opportunities people can have, but they’re not requirements.

Thank the gods someone acknowledged how off-putting it is to have a ship name to have “cest” in it. I’m not here for the “is Pit x Dark Pit incest” or equivalent debate. I just find it odd that there is an argument, when the ship name is literally Pit-cest

Pit x Dark Pit/Pitcest is honestly not exactly incest as much as it is self-cest. Which I personally am even less fond of.

As a YouTube comment I found put it, it's like making out with a mirror.

Fitting since Dark Pit was canonically created by a mirror—