me after doing one task on the weekend
no thoughts head empty. just bear.
do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took
council has spoken. here she is
cats be like
Cats are not bound by the laws of physics
my introduction to the word “aristocrat” was “the aristocats” so “aristocrat” just sounds wrong
*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...
I only gamble with my life, never my money. THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)
And yet, they all share one important trait, which is the absolutely offended “How Dare You!!!” face.
blessyourheartlittleone
Anonymous asked:
What’s your typical day like?
i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day
F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) S05E12 | The One With Chandler’s Work Laugh
