THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN” AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER
honestly fuck people who are like “my eyes change color with my mood” like okay if thats tru i want to see u get angry and see ur eyes turn red u pretentious sack of potatoes
When I am angry or on rainy weather my eyes are grey, when I am calm they are blue and when I am very happy they are green.
the team
the team
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?
It’s winter. I need protection from the elements.
I don’t even shave mine every week LOL
I haven’t shaved mine in 20 years
when u see someone hot at the gym
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
OHM Y GOD
That’s it that’s the whole show.
How long did this take to make?
oh my god
you know when someone asks you a general question like “how are you” or jokingly says something like “do you ever even sleep” and there’s that split-second moment where you consider actually telling them things
like whether they’re good or bad things whether they’re sad or happy or anything at all you just
think about telling them
everything
but you don’t
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
when boys send u dick pics send them this gif
LOOK AT PLUTO.
PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY
Reblogging for pluto.
Pluto is still a planet to me i love you little plannet
Jennifer Lawrence in Madonna’s party.
