unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)

[image description: a quote from the Selected Poems by Frank O’Hara.

‘it’s April  no May  it’s May Such little things have to be established in morning’]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

trying to look ethereal at the grocery store

time wears down your body's goofiness so you need to combat it by strengthening your mind with silliness

Fuck off! It’s Thursday! Don’t Forget to submerge yourself in a false persona and forget who you truly are! 

btw they just passed a law that said it’s illegal not to treat me really niceys

did you guys know that the hours continue to pass even if you aren’t using them well. I’ll let you know if I discover more

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

romantic and sexual partner.

you guys have got to try living . its ugly but theres no other option

don't wanna

didnt ask dont care surrender to the tide of life and allow it to wash over you in all its imperfect and profound beauty

you’re just mad that my presence is haunting and offputting and yours isn’t

and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section

listening to my chemical romance on shuffle is like shaking ass. crying. shaking ass and crying. gender resigned. committing arson. accidentally listening to the national anthem.

catholicism’s only true purpose is to serve as a backdrop for sexy vampire aesthetics

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once

so did that the vampire get the job

add another clove of garlic im not driving