Bandito's Basement

wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

i joined right after i turned 23 i think? anyway i’m 28 now. definitely DEFINITELY too old for this shit now lol

rarity you cant expect her to know these things

twilight eat burgy

Girls will LITERALLY eat burger

Just two girls being in love with each other 🎶💕

shawty got that...*covers phone receiver* are you sure this is what I'm supposed to say? are you positive? yes? okay. *continues* shawty got that lobster bisque pussy.

Me vs the porn bots constantly in my notifications

Just a quick warmup piece I did of Twilight dressed in a pretty basic low-effort emo fashion. Honestly I think it’s a look that really suits her!! Also had some fun with the color and rendering techniques here; intention was for this to be kinda low-effort so I could finish it quickly. Not that I don’t love the big things but I really gotta do some smaller stuff or I just won’t post anything besides commissions hahahaha killme

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We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

you know you gotta go to bed when you start seeing the skull

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

kira doodles

The lonely snacker seems to eat her chips at night

a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough

gordon goes to ponyville

and they say brunettes with dimples can't stabilize the reactor core

those two pokemon horses are definitly lesbian girlfriends

girlfriends….

The gentle, perpetually tired butch and the hair trigger fem filled with raw murderous intent.

Congratulations, you've reinvented Rarijack

these two are dating also i dont make the rules

That's Twidash

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pony pieces

clarissasbakery

The moral of The Lottery is that they threw rocks at her

i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke