We are in the final stages of a global catastrophe. […]

This is true. The global catastrophe is me not getting some curry rice today.

I too would like to eat some curry rice, but I cannot have it unless I buy it for $8.37

Fuck yeah wanna get some curry rice together?

I’m in the United States and you are in Australia. Maybe one day we could eat curry together, if you ever make it to the United States.

Frank, I’ve never left the United States. I’ve literally never been to Australia because I can’t afford it.

Yeah, I know. It’s a very big place, after all