funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
feel free to add on
The bean jar
[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…
have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best
World Heritage Post
Vettel announced on Thursday morning that he would be stepping away from F1 at the end of the season, bringing the curtain down on a career that netted four world championship titles. His departure from grand prix racing has special significance for Schumacher because the pair have forged a close relationship since they have been racing against each other in F1.
Schumacher has often leaned on Vettel for advice and the pair often spend time with each other away from the track.
Having been told by Vettel via text message on Thursday morning that he was retiring, Schumacher confessed that he was not overjoyed at the news.
“Of course, I'm very sad on one side,” he said.
“He is obviously going to leave a huge hole in the sport, because he's such a character in F1, and such a special person. But he’s also such a likeable person. So I'll miss him very much.”
Schumacher said that losing Vettel was not just going to impact his time at the track.
“It's much more than just the races,” he said. “It’s being able to go visit him in the evenings and have dinner with him. That's what I'm really going to miss.
“He’s just somebody that I'm able to talk to in my own language. He's going to be super, super missed by everybody, but especially by me.”
Asked if he was surprised at Vettel’s decision, Schumacher said: “I wouldn't say surprised. I mean, I know Seb pretty well. I feel and I know that he's got other things that he wants to do.
"And at the end, I feel if he feels it's the right time, then he should do it. And I feel sometimes it's also just a matter of gut feeling. So I support it 100%.”
With Vettel having earned respect for his outspoken views on a number of topics – including the environment and human rights, Schumacher joined other drivers in saying the Aston Martin driver’s absence would be felt in the paddock.
“I think nobody can replace Sebastian,” added Schumacher.
“That's a fact. If it's not on track, it's in a political way, and I think that yes, it is important to have somebody who speaks up and also attacks those points.
“But I think Sebastian has not stopped yet. As he said in his video, there's more to come.
"And I'm sure that we can all learn from what he still has to say. I'm sure that he will still have a big voice in F1 even if he's not himself driving.”
Schumacher did think, however, that Vettel’s attitude had prompted a change of attitude from other drivers that encouraged them to be more confident in venting their true feelings as well.
“I think he threw the snowball into the get go,” he said. “It's building and it's getting bigger. And with that I'm sure there are more drivers that are starting to speak up, and also speak their minds. But again, I think there's nobody that can replace Sebastian.”
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I know you keep saying you’re only as good as your last race. Or that, you’re never as good as those who love you, say you are; or as bad, as those who hate you, say you are.
You don’t feel the need to share everything, yet you wear your heart on your sleeve. You’re an inspiration and role model to so many, but you keep insisting that your legacy will be easily forgotten.
Maybe it hasn’t sunk in yet. Maybe only when you step away, you’ll begin to realize what a difference you’re making in this world. If so, hopefully, it will still take years for you to acknowledge all you’ve done, and how many lives you’ve changed.
You’re one of the best drivers in Formula 1 history, nothing will ever change that, but your precious soul, transcends all borders.
I can only say thank you for staying true to yourself, for not being afraid to learn from your mistakes, to grow, to stand up for what you believe is right, and for never lifting. We’ll never stop believing in you.
Happy Birthday, Sebbi! 34 have never looked this fresh on anyone else 💖
This video has 122 happy moments we’ve lived with you. Here’s to living many more. 🍾
lando norris a young lad whose been piped as a driver to watch over the coming years and has become a very popular figure in his short career talks candidly about his mental health struggles on national tv and other forms of media
lewis hamilton a person who is arguably bigger than f1 and is the most decorated f1 driver and also the goat of f1 talks openly about how love is love everyone should be accepted for who they are and uses his high profile to promote equal opportunities for minorities and people of colour as well as expose the inequalities within f1
sebastian vettel, just like lewis is a cis straight man and the 3rd most successful f1 driver who just like lewis is an ally for the lgbtq+ community and again talks openly about how love is love and has also completely changed his lifestyle because he understands the need for more to be done regarding climate change despite him being an f1 driver
these three lads all share one thing in common: they are all incredibly outspoken on a number of issues, from mental health to diversity to equality to climate change to name a few
they all share another thing in common: they were the ones who were directly criticised by the fia’s president for daring to essentially be different and speaking up and using their platform for good
lewis, more than seb and lando gets criticised by fans for speaking up but now they are being criticised by the guy who is at the head of the sport all three so desperately love
fans always say why don’t we see these drivers being more vocal and well seb once said that people aren’t happy with how vocal he is, imagine what they say to them away from the media behind closed doors
they changed the rules when lewis wore a t shirt, they were angry at seb when he wore a t shirt so why should we be surprised that the fia’s president is belittling 3 drivers speaking up about issues that matter to them?
lando, lewis and seb’s actions have a positively profound impact on the fans, it helps fans feel seen and helps fans feel heard
the fia can suck a big fat dick and chock hard on it because they are ignorant cunts whose words are doing more harm than good and if anything they are the ones who are ruining the integrity of the sport
they can say for their whole life that we race as one was never gesture politics or performance activism, but it so clearly was
Not all cities are graveyards, and I find I often have the desire, even the need, to pay good money to watch the process of my own disintegration. At the moment, I’m tired of New York. I have a fever. I need to put my fist through the wall of language and get to the very core of the godless, gorgeous ancient city to know where its miracles live, and decay.
EleutherAI (GPT-J-6B)
i sent the prompt that produced the above + the above as a new prompt to get this:
How could I tell you what Rome is like without telling you who I am? How can I lead a story of you? How can I know your other memories—those of your parents and your own ancestors—other than to know me? How can we both try to tell each other about the necessary and natural coincidence of being? I saw I was here. I told myself so. And that my own call was to be inscribed in each other. We, fellow travelers, met, and after that, we were lost. I brought my own share of words and my own language and the music of my thoughts, and I wrote the bloody damn book that is here. I sat by the Equus and soaked up the fire I had missed for a year in another city.
It is unlikely I will ever see Rome again, a fact that barely diminishes my desire to be back. All the words of all the dead who have crossed my path out of my memory wait for me somewhere in the ruins of Rome, patiently waiting for a restful quiet. It is entirely possible that I will finish this book in its real city, yet, while I have you in my mind’s eye, I can’t help but wish that our two cities would combine. I still call
EleutherAI (GPT-J-6B)
continuing to “send result as prompt”:
It is unlikely I will ever see Rome again, a fact that barely diminishes my desire to be back. All the words of all the dead who have crossed my path out of my memory wait for me somewhere in the ruins of Rome, patiently waiting for a restful quiet. It is entirely possible that I will finish this book in its real city, yet, while I have you in my mind’s eye, I can’t help but wish that our two cities would combine. I still call Rome home. I still have a job there. My life and my spirit feel unsummed and eager for the next thing. I want a large blunt shape, and bloody veins beneath it, that the words here may in some way actually touch it. I want there to be enough exposure to the light of Rome to become Roman like the city.
I want to see the Queen of Night when you and I enter a godless café on some sweaty Roman night. I want you to hold my hand and our voices to say, “The writer seems to be looking for something. Does the outline of Rome occupy his eye?” I want to hold you and this summer be in and out of Rome and have long words still to say to you. I want Rome and New York to become one. I want you to find the tragedy in my haphazard, continuing effort to scrape my heart from the street and return it to my former self. I’m sorry.
EleutherAI (GPT-J-6B)
#racingunited big part of the grid! Drivers support ukrain 💙💛
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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so
Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123
last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:
so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.
@everyone
So incredibly important! I noticed there are no Canadian numbers, so here is for my fellow Canadians:
Always Keep Fighting. And please, never hesitate to message me or send me an ask anonymously or not, if you’re ever struggling. I’m not a professional, but I can point you in the right direction and I’m ALWAYS happy to listen. ❤️
I looked through the notes and reblogs to find a couple more numbers for anyone who might not have their country listed, knowing some of these might get buried in the notes.
I may not know you, but if you are suffering my heart goes out to you. Know you are loved ❤️
1*) 18001567 for vietnam
I can only find this much rn, but know that you are loved, buddy - the last thing to remain in Pandora’s box is hope.
Red Bull Racing 2014 were ahead of their time
They definitely were
you mean this mess?
You know what since we’re here, this makes me MELT
you‘re really gonna make me bring out the sebastidan pics huh?
Me: *remembers Seb & Mick are going to be competing in race of champions together in a few weeks*
Me:
My stupid brain: it's been ten years since Seb & Michael competed in race of champions together
Me:
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
omg
World heratige post
ah yes, the original version
“when Russia sends you nudes” kills me every time
when you ask Russia for nukes and it sends you nudes
yes ok ill reblog this addition bc i love it
Well, you know what they say: Squirrel Hell and Dog Heaven are the same place.
