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Positively A Man

@bettycrockerscookbook / bettycrockerscookbook.tumblr.com

A multifandom blog. He/They/Fae pronouns, Trans Gay and Ace Everything is pretty much tagged, down to single characters of each fandom. Art tag is My Art, let me know if you want me to tag anything else.
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only drawing types of bodies and people you find attractive will hold you back as an artist signifigantly this isnt a debate or a guilt trip its just that if you are an artist who specializes in figuaritive work you are going to be expected to understand how anatomy works, how bodies move and how weight is carried on the form and you are going to have a much harder time understanding that concept if you only draw the ideal body that exists in your mind over and over again

i could never be american because whenever I get a big drink I'm like oh great now I have to drink this big drink. i have to take care of this big drink they gave me. everything is terrible in the world

too many upset americans in the notes of this post. why don't you come over and take care of that big ass drink for me then. why don't you carry it around for me. you must've built up a lot of muscle dragging those drinks around every day. why don't you help me drink it since you're oh so experienced at drinking big drinks. two straws. one cup. why don't you tenderly look into my eyes over the styrofoam rim. we could share a moment and a drink together, feel the intimacy of experiencing the same thing at the same time. at the end of the day my opinion on big drinks will have shifted. it's not the sugar on my lips that changed my mind. i love you but I'll never say. you mistake my fear for indifference and we break each other's hearts. I'm resentful towards big drinks again but it's for a far more complicated reason than just my being European. not that anyone would ever notice the difference. well, except for you, I suppose. funny to think that the only person who knows that about me is a complete stranger. who said that

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.

If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.

ok the dumb little story turned into a lot of work why does this always happen

The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public… https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967

its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across

Highlights: --all the old people --one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock --quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle --lots of kids but particularly the dude who's doing the helicopter with his little girl --an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia

Aaaaaah I love this

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done his best

[Id: a picture of a very small pink pig with a slot in it. In the second image a single penny is sticking out if the slot, it is obvious that it cannot even fit all the way in. It is so small. I am crying.]