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Have you ever heard of the Sin Cake Eater? He would come to the funeral and he would eat all the little cakes they laid out on the corpse… he ate up all the sins. And you know what? The Sin Cake Eater was very well paid. And so long as there was another one who came along after he died, it all worked out. So, this may not be the best situation, but there are harder jobs, and you get a fuckload of cake.
insp.
The men said it sounded to them like the voice of God, warning them to stay away.
Did i tell u all the story of how Owen Wilson came into my work during Pride? And I was like “Hey hows it going!” And his voice is SUPER recognisable an he goes “Yeaaah, im awlrigght” so im like o shit its owen wilson
I asked him if he was going to the Pride parade n hes like “The priiide paraaade?” Yeah its like thousands of people its huge. And he did THE owen wilson “Whaow” and it changed my life.
Last time he was in he was sad we had no green juice left but before he left i was like dam i dont want him 2 leave all sad n dehydrated so i was like ?? We have this weird ass black charcoal chia seed lemonade that looks like an evil frogspawn potion, n owen wilson seems like he’d be into sum weird shit so i was like hey wait you wanna try this??
And hes like “whaow…what is thaat” before i can even list the ingredients hes just picked it up n taken the lid off and drank half of it in one go and he stops n stares at me for a beat and just says super monotone “I like it.”
Anyways its always a trip when hes in the store
WORK WIVES vs WORK HUSBANDS
“Who might we favor?”
this felt legitimately genuine which is really sweet. real person human thing stewy like “roman has anyone told you it was okay to cry at your dad’s funeral.”
Succession 4.10 “With Open Eyes”
oh okay yeah just kill me yeah, sure that's fine
shiv when she dumps tom and does a eat pray love world tour (gay edition)
first rule of dueling etiquette is to lick and suck on the tip of your opponent’s blade. to set the tone
All this will be for nothing. We will have been for nothing.
BLACK SAILS 3.03 | XXI ↳ And who’s more powerful? The one who made the storm or the one who convinced us into battle to defeat it? A man of his capacities, his state of mind becomes reality. We are subject to it. And right now his state of mind’s so dark, it threatens to kill us all.
i can't stop thinking about this pic.. it's the most romantic pic I've seen in a long time. pure perfection
