When driving thru a school zone, I spend most of my time watching the speedometer instead of watching for little kids.

“And then 6 weeks later, I found out I got the job.”

“Have you not been watching anything I’ve been sending you?” wow Tom really is Peter

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

Marijuana gif

Whales and dolphins swimming together off Hawaii

I wanna know their names

Their names are Carlos Polanco, Carl Snyder and Alex Hall and they defeated the Harvard debate team on the topic of access to education for undocumented children 

Reblogging again for the names

reblogging twice so y'all fucking know