What’s a little sexting among friends
This is not what I meant
him: are you fucking stupid? me: leather and lace — garage glamorous. not sure what it means.
Once I get over this lingering christ*an guilt that somehow infiltrates many facets of my life decades later it’s over for you hoes 😤😂👊👊
Every day I learn of new unique gimmick blogs on tumblr
I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing
Just pure rapture
what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car










