Popcorn ~ my latest painting!
A kiss for luck?
God of delightful destruction planting seeds in the ground. They might not grow into anything, but maybe this one is lucky.
But... you know, you really can't blame greed
Nah, that's stupid.
You see, it's gotta worm inside.
Oh yeah, that's right.
It's one that always needs to feed,
And it is never satisfied.
You get it?
Twitter: @DeadMudila
chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.
schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.
Isn’t that second one just gun safety?
the best jokes have an element of truth to them