TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

this is when she sang fuck like a mountain rat

Since I made the post about how it was gonna end soon that happened to get widely shared I thought I’d give it a send off post as well.

1 like = one beer bottle thrown in a busy street

1 reblog = One cigarette given to a pregnant woman

“we simply have no choice but to stan” i say as i drive my car off the ambassador bridge into the detroit river with my pregnant girlfriend locked in the trunk

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

seriously cannot in good faith believe she thought that it was pronounced deedee megadoodoo

That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore

What did I do to deserve a fate such as this.

girl it was already blazed....naught but embers

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i've already hurt so much

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

mold poisoning stories

People in Splatoon are genuinely funnier than I could ever aspire to be

there should be a sport called ant bucket where you pour buckets of ants on eachother

are yolu mad at me

I’m sonic the hedgehog

Sucks when you like lose your teeth in a dream and you’re like “Fuck I cannot believe this is happening in real life and not in a dream. My teeth are really gone now, no takebacks.”

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

how could he

plushies are among humanitys best and most innovative creations

don’t ask me why but I feel like she/hers should only move any number of squares along a rank, file or diagonal and he/hims should only move one square in any direction

Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.

Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!

that’s Snoopy