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bate has arrived!

@berserchiken / berserchiken.tumblr.com

I'm Ber, a cozy bat who's 23! Full of art and reblogs. fantastic header by @cottoncandylesbo and wonderful profile pic by @jovialturtleface!

Hi im back. i started exclusively using social media on web browsers instead of the apps. Thats why i havent been on!

GEORGE: You know Jerry, I gotta say, I'm pretty UNNERVED at the impossible hallway outside your door.

JERRY: What do you mean, impossible?

GEORGE: I mean, in the dimensions of this building, it should not exist! It is a thing that should not be!

JERRY: George, that's ridiculous, you walk through there all the time.

GEORGE: And yet I cannot grasp how I manage to move through that space! It's a NonEuclidean hallway Jerry! NonEuclidean!

JERRY: What, you're crazy, I think that hallway is VERY Euclidean! It's a perfectly Euclidean hallway!

***KRAMER bursts through the door, somehow he is upside down***

JERRY: Kramer, do you think our hallway is NonEuclidean?

KRAMER: Oh, you're just putting that together now, huh?

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“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already