Hi im back. i started exclusively using social media on web browsers instead of the apps. Thats why i havent been on!
love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that company tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer
not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
reblog heavy
GEORGE: You know Jerry, I gotta say, I'm pretty UNNERVED at the impossible hallway outside your door.
JERRY: What do you mean, impossible?
GEORGE: I mean, in the dimensions of this building, it should not exist! It is a thing that should not be!
JERRY: George, that's ridiculous, you walk through there all the time.
GEORGE: And yet I cannot grasp how I manage to move through that space! It's a NonEuclidean hallway Jerry! NonEuclidean!
JERRY: What, you're crazy, I think that hallway is VERY Euclidean! It's a perfectly Euclidean hallway!
***KRAMER bursts through the door, somehow he is upside down***
JERRY: Kramer, do you think our hallway is NonEuclidean?
KRAMER: Oh, you're just putting that together now, huh?
“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948.
untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean
Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped
We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already
first three words you notice describe your 2023!
umm... pleased to bite you?
pleased to teeth you
pleased to meet chew?
Your pets after you bring your phone out to film them doing something
hi thanks for helping me get half credit on an assignment i didnt want to do
HEY????????






