When you win the pie eating contest :)
guy eating contest
She would win
Sooo
Guess what I did first thing after the update came out-
(Gonna enjoy torturing my favourite bishop like this)
Leshy
My favorite bishop
He told me like 5 times that he loves me lol
A little tutorial about how to draw pecs!
Many asked me in the past so I hope it can help many!
God I’m so gay, I just want women so much, like how can you hate women? They are so soft and squishy and like so radical. God I fucking love women.
*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
DUCK 🦆 YEA 🦅 LETS 🦢 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I cut up a entire cucumber thinking it was zucchini and I could bake it but now that I found it it was a cumber now I have to eat it and I don’t know what to do it’s a entire fucking cucumber and I can’t just admit that I did that to my aunty I don’t know what to do
This is actually really cute I love it
pixel-sylveon
The best part is it’s universally flattering and they all look fabulous
i would treat her right
just once i want her to win
Like seriously they treat my girl so bad by shaving off all her hair and putting her in ridiculous outfits. Like poor girl just got off of multiple break ups one after the other give her a break. Let her slay please I’m so tired of her looking so sad! Girl just needs a pep talk and therapy.
