they beeped out the word sex let’s kill them
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happy birthday to large boulder size of a small boulder
Hot tip: Any cipher can be a secure cipher if your enemies cannot read
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
I FIGURED OUT WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
After searching in depth on every possible term on these shoes, I ended up in the filmography of Italian producer Domenico Procacci, leading me to the film Gomorrah, which I noticed KINDA looks like Goncharov. So I did some digging into Gomorrah and it’s about the Naples mafia… which finally led me to finding this image
Martin Scorsese is on it because he lended his name to it to boost its reception in the US
This post has haunted me for so long I’m so glad I figured this out
a few of of my favorite goncharov reviews on letterboxd
after i saw goncharov i walked out of the theatre normally and without incident
fine. i did the goncharov walk. i hate this fucking website anyway
"Blah, it's me, Goncharov! I'm gonna getcha! I'm Goncharov!"
- Goncharov from Goncharov (1973), Martin Scorcese
he didnt say that.
(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes
psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here
this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one
what if you went into a bar and the bartender was a fungus-girl and when she gave you your drink she said “you seem like a really fungi!” only some of her spores broke off in the drink and when they reached your stomach they started growing and spreading and entering your bloodstream and at last one reached your brain stem where it planted itself firmly and then your own body started acting against your will and you hiked and you climbed to a very tall place, far above all the foliage, and at last the fungi burst out of your eyes, sprouting into a thousand different intricate colors, and before long a bird girl showed up and started poking at your flesh and you realize in your last moments that this is what it’s all about, you were always meant to join the chain of life only as a single link in some monstrous fungi’s reproductive cycle—and before you can even scream the bird girl plucks your head off with her beak. and and and what if it were like a sexual thing
yeah im really into fake crime podcasts *barely audible thru my headphones* the victim then slipped on the assailants banana peel and fell down a flight of stairs for 50 minutes
In Jurassic World: Dominion (2022) the fictitious character of ‘Chris Pratt’ was actually improvised by a tennis ball
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