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My name is Ella, I’m 17, white, and my pronouns are they/them.
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
In “Whom Gods Destroy” Spock mentions that Vulcan primary school children dance in school and I NEED to see a Vulcan children’s dance recital on screen in a show as soon as possible. Imagine them, small and uncoordinated, twirling and bounding about while their very proper and logical parents applaud formally but sincerely in the audience
(iD - a digital drawing of two Star Trek ocs. Solar, a Vulcan man with pale skin and long hair, kneels surrounded by clay pots. He holds a pot with a slightly dead looking cactus with a neutral expression. He says “may I ask why you continue to keep all of your dead cacti?” Jeff, a Klingon woman with purple skin holds a bag of sand, and a piece of paper labeled “cactus care.” She smiles and replies “they work well as threats.” Behind them is a large cactus with slightly browning leaves. End ID)
Artfight attack from last week for @icekirbys of Jeff!!!
butches are always saying shit like "been getting really into belts recently"
[id: a collection of tags that read: #I’ve been getting into wallets lately #been getting into leather boots recently #been getting really into bolo ties recently #I’e been getting really into pliers recently /end]
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Little Green Men
[Image description: a gifset from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine showing Quark as he says, “My people have been watching your world for years. We know all about you. Baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs.” /end image description]
the killing can wait!!!!! Vilix’prans bridesmaids skirts need hemming !!!!
[Image Description: digital drawing of Elim Garak from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in a slightly cartoony style. He has on hand on his waist and the other is in the hair in a pace sign. He’s sticking out his blue, forked tongue. He wears an orange shirt with long light orange sleeves, a red sash, and blue pants. End Description.]
Sunset (birthday card)
[image description: a watercolor painting of bright orange clouds over a pine tree-lined road. the orange color is reflected in the road as well. /end i.d.]
Bella
[image description: a watercolor painting of a black cat sitting in a window with its back to the viewer. the cat is painted a deep blue, and the light coming in from the window is reflected over its fur in bright rainbows of color. /end i.d.]
Oranges (birthday card)
[image description: a watercolor painting of several oranges on a table, some sliced and some whole. /end i.d.]
you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature
Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.
(ID - a digital two panel comic of Blackjack, a fat white woman with pointed ears and long black hair. She sits on a slightly raised surface with her elbows on her knees, hands cupping her face. She looks worried as she thinks “oh god MJ is so perfect and pre-“ her thought bubble continues with a doodle of her looking surprised: “oh hey a kitty!” A black and white cat bumps it’s face against her leg. The next panel shows blackjack facing forward and petting the kitty. She rests one arm over her knees, and looks content as she thinks “does MJ like cats? I hope she does.” End ID)
100TH ATTACK!!!! Blackjack for @grasslandbutch !!!
Ough I want to post my artfight attacks but I’ve done so many now & I don’t wanna spam…
"Do you enjoy doing math?"
"I do not."
"How about live improv?"
"Not at all."
"Okay... but what if there are dragons?"
"...keep talking."
Dungeons & Dragons & Derivatives
[ID: tags that say:
it took me a very long time to realize this was a dnd post
was just like 'yeah if they added dragons in math I would actually do math yeah good stuff'
End ID]
Anonymously tell me what time it is there and what you're thinking about.
your ocs should be friends with mine btw. my ocs told me they want to be friends with yours. theyre too shy to ask so i have to tell you. my ocs are asking your ocs to be friends with them
My most special skill is relating anything that happens in any TV show or movie to an episode of star trek, which did the same thing in 1991.