gordon they put me back in my god damn packaging
SOMEONE PLEASE ASK ME MY EXPERIENCE WITH PLAYING SPALTOON 2 AND 3, PLEASE ASK WHY IM AN OCTOLING AND NOT AN INKLING, PLASE ASK WHY I HAVE PREFERED WEARING A GASMASK SINCE I PLAYED SPLAT 2 DESPITE IT NOT FITTING MY FASHION STYLE, PLEASE ASK WHY I HAVE WHITE EYES, PLEASE A
please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog
I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:
Sci_fi media tv show whatever with evil robots and with person (probably neurodivergent) of whom has a lot of apparent mental problems. They are one of the “good guys+ but often show sympathy for the evil robot type things and behave “like a robot”. Everyone jokes around about it including themselves and they are called a robot a lot. Their mental decline keeps getting greater and greater and then they end up destroying a bunch of robots and no one bats an eye except one guy. They try pointing out how this may be bad but everyone says they all destroy robots, the robots are evil after all, and things continue. Later the neurodivergent robot guy’s mental decline is recognized by everyone and he like does something really bad due to his fractured state of mental health, and everyone is like “ew get that guy outta here” and they are forced to leave and the guy who recognized his mental decline earlier leaves with him. And they both stay with eachother after being kicked out of the good guy gang and they help eachother’s mental health and grow really close, and then are accepted back into the good guy gang. But like the neurodivergent robot guy is like “no they fucking kicked me out” and convinces the other to stay out of the good guy gang and live on their own, as they have proven to be fine on their own. Then the other guy dies in a way that would’ve been prevented by them rejoining the good guy gang and the robot guy like just sobs and disappears forever
i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide
imagine you're in a timeloop and everything goes exactly the same every time, except for a random user that just posts completely differently each loop. sometimes they don't post at all. they never post about the timeloop, though
shoutout to everyone with forget disorders (adhd, DID/osdd, ptsd/c-ptsd, asd, dementia/alzeheimers, schizophrenia, other psychotic disorders, major depressive, chronically ill/phys disabled people with brain fog, people with long-Covid, natural memory degradation, and etc.)
Wow what a cool post! I wonder if the comments have funny jokes relating to it/nice things to say about her look!
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i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"
ice cold take but if you have to pay for accessibility features it is not in fact accessible
If you need to jump through one billion flaming hoops for accessibility accommodations they are not in fact accessible.
Killer ai, killer ai my favorite trope (I’ll draw more tomorrow)