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@benjaasdfg

wholesome story :)

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keepcalmandcarrieunderwood

When he was a guest on Game Grumps, he told a story about playing Wii for the first time. It was at one of these big music industry person party things and he was just trying to fit in and relax. Someone suggested trying out this new crazy motion controlled video game called Wii. They fired up Wii Bowling and Al promptly (accidentally) threw the controller at the TV as hard as he could

I cannot believe the wii warning sillhouette guy was weird al

volach-deactivated20230326

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

There's a lesson here

What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?

Thanks for tagging me!

So, this isn't good, and it's not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their "prey" biting them.

This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.

Situations like this are very rare. This snake's keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.

ouroboros can't have any more ouroboros until it finishes its ouroboros.

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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

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Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

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youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

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hotmeat89

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

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peanotbotter

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

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hotmeat89

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

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peanotbotter

This is so fun

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hotmeat89

I’m just so happy you’re here

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WHY

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hexpress

these people are so far divorced from the best interests of humanity it’s insane

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An intruder breaks into my home and tries to use my smart toilet but they fail the anal print scan which switches the smart toilet into attack mode