love how Jaime shaves his head in ASOS like ‘haha now no one will recognise me’ and then everyone they come across is like ‘oh that’s Jaime Lannister. what happened to his hair’
takes that are like ‘cersei is mentally a little baby and tyrion’s a political evil genius’ piss me off soooo bad because i think they do both characters a disservice. cersei’s intelligent but frequently blinded by her own hubris and delusions as is tyrion!! that’s the point they’re not so different compare for a moment the schemes cersei fumbles to the schemes tyrion fumbles. she’s the girl he’s the disabled second son they have had to acquire the same kind of skills to navigate society!! cersei and jaime are twins superficially exactly alike but jaime as the ideal son and heir did not need to develop the kind of intelligence cersei and tyrion have. i’m not saying he’s stupid he’s clever he’s got the same sense of humour as tyrion but his role in the others schemes is invariably when my brother gets back he’s going to kill your ass he’s not a schemer. the lannisters are supposed to be compared and contrasted you could make the case for any pair being the most similar
I feel like the main difference between Cersei and Tyrion is that Tyrion is blinded by shame, spite, and loneliness, while Cersei is blinded by paranoia , ambition, and narcissism.
7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper
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reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
traumatized protagonists solving supernatural mysteries in an impoverished community gang
does every1 know about how every font in Pentiment was custom-made for the game and different characters speak in different fonts depending on their standing in society. theres no voice acting but theres a pen-scratching sound that accompanies dialogue. peasants/townsfolk speak in a handwritten script. the monks all speak in intricate blackletter script. the town printmaker's dialogue has its own font and makes a clunking sound like wood blocks or a printing press. Sometimes someones font will change mid dialogue as you learn about them and their life. the dialogue writes itself out and looks like wet ink for a second before setting into dry. there are even intentional imperfections. sometimes there will be typos that sit there for a sec before being scratched out and corrected. the ink visibly bleeds a little bit where the correction was made. did you know this
highlights of the only affc chapter jon appears in, which i just read:
-everyone complaining about jon being a dick and sams like you guys are just mad he got a real job and then jon’s kind of a dick and sam’s like 😦
-jon sucks he never hangs out with us anymore he just bosses me around and hits shit with his stupid sword we miss him :(
-aftermath of the jon gilly baby swap “discussion” and jon’s clearly like ok that’s me done being a heinous cunt for today this part will be easy sams going to love going to college but then sam also starts freaking out and jons like what is your PROBLEM!!!!!!!!
-it’s your stupid fault i’m in stupid charge so now you have to deal with it go do autopsies NO MORE negative self talk I WILL KNOW
-“your evil bird drew blood” “ok what do you want me to do about that.”
-just straight up being like i want to fuckin kill the lannisters. anyway the nights watch takes no part or whatever. hope they eat shit and die
-he truly has the bearing of a man who was screaming into a pillow mere seconds before someone entered the room and is going to resume screaming as soon as they leave
-gilly kind of chewing him out on the way out the door and jon’s like :\ ok and sams like well that’s none of my business
-pull your hood up you have snowflakes melting in your hair 😭😭😭😭