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CPR is the human version of blowing in a videogame cartridge and hoping it’ll work again.

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.

That is the question

Wish I knew the context for this.

I’m going cross country skiing immediately

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

MINDBLOWN

That

Right there

Is every single book you’ve ever read

That’s it.  This is my next tattoo.

I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.

omg okay I’m laughing really hard because they basically had to yell at these lollipop looking balls mounted on sticks like how do you keep a straight face doing that I can’t even

Do you consider 50 Shades of Grey abusive?

I’m doing a study for Sociology.

LIKE if you think it’s not promoting abuse.

REBLOG if you do believe it is promoting abuse.

theY MADE THE SAME fACE

MY HEART

AW

am i late for the party

childhood. 

yup. yup yup.I had that pastel crayon box and i remember my parents bought me the robo dog for christmas and i was the happiest little girl in the world.

SHADOW CHANCE SASSY

APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW ZOOLOGISTS WEIGH TINY BIRDS

this really needed to be on this blog

#[muffled ‘THIS IS HORRIBLY UNDIGNIFIED I DEMAND A LAWYER’]

my dad doesn’t believe that dogs can smile so here is a compilation of 10 of my fave smiling dog pictures

I can’t wait to grow up and own 30 dogs

The happiest post on the internet.

"Woof!" by Trench

i just found out bill nye isnt his real name ive been lied to my entire life.

william sanford the science guy.

no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking post on the website you couldnt let the rest of us in blissful ignorance? you had to reach out to the fucking truth and throw it in our faces? fuck you. FUCK. YOU.

WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL

WILL SAN THE SCIENCE MAN

YOU SIR/MADAME ARE A GENIUS

His full name is William Sanford Nye. So he's still Bill Nye the Science Guy, stand down red alert.

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

sodamnrelatable:

^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

One of my friend’s had her tumblr linked to facebook. Until one day she reblogged a rock hard dick and everyone on facebook saw it.

harrys so cute i want 7

its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

Slow clap for the HP fandom

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

#anyway here’s wonderwall