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something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.
I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie
maybe this will be like reintroducing wolves to yellowstone
as a 196 refugee i think my favorite quirk of tumblr is getting a lot of notifs from someone whos obviously going through your page bc they like your posts and so you visit their page and you like their posts too so youre both just silently sending 50 notifications to each other its comfy
A Baby Learning How To Walk In A Wicker Frame As Mom Does Laundry. 1910′s
Doing an oceanography assignment on waves and one of the slides that popped up was the Beaufort Wind Scale and the IMMEDIATE first thing that came to mind was "oh like from twitter."
Thanks for poisoning my brain, internet.
It's a different poem in my textbook:
Appearance of the Sea
Like a mirror
Ripples with the appearance of scales, no foam crests
Small wavelets; crests of glassy appearance, no breaking
Large wavelets; crests begin to break, scattered whitecaps
Small waves, becoming longer; numerous whitecaps
Moderate waves, taking longer to form, many whitecaps, some spray
Large waves begin to form, whitecaps everywhere, more spray
Sea heaps up and white foam from breaking waves begins to be blown in streaks
Moderately high waves of greater length, edges of crests begin to break into spindrift, foam is blown in well-marked streaks
High waves, dense streaks of foam and sea begins to roll, spray may affect visibility
Very high waves with overhanging crests; foam is blown in dense white streaks, causing the sea to appear white; the rolling of the sea becomes heavy; visibility reduced
Exceptionally high waves (small and medium-sized ships might fora time be lost from view behind the waves), the sea is covered with white patches of foam, everywhere the edges of the wave crests are blown into froth, visibility further reduced
The air is filled with foam and spray, sea completely white with driving spray, visibility greatly reduced.
i miss him and his squimts :(
I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.
Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,
That's nothing. Check THIS shit out
Squeeeeeeeeeze!!! You've been given a hug! Send this to all the people who deserve a hug. See how many you get back :) Now let the hugging begin! 💚
^ accurate representation of me upon receiving the hug
j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)
OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying
am i having a stronk?
*strok
*stornk
*stroke
Wait I forgot I could have just edited the post
QUEST-CE QU'Y'ALL DOING AUJOURD'HUI
June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
happy birthday to the only things ever
And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary
Hey.
The most day ever
Shamelessly poaching someone elses idea, social media poll but the options arent solely geared 2wards 15 year olds
Reblog 4 a bigger sample size dadada you know how it is w polls
dean taking cas's length of rope from chuck's grasp and holding onto it with all his might just to then be the one to hold the end while cas hangs himself with it.
I constantly forget that theres people who watched Spn and don’t ship destiel. Like in my head its just obvious to everyone. My bad y’all you’re entitled to your wrong opinions ig.
Makes sense why GK was cancelled unfortunately
https://twitter.com/cadlymack/status/1668432079129034753?s=46&t=AuaxUi-ky2fVtp5Q4sQjhA
Maybe i’m not the only one who needs these right now. Please rec more funny fics in reblogs if you can <3 and yes self recs are welcome too
Operation Jealousy (1k): sam gives dean and cas just that little extra push they need… short and fun!
Fifty ways to lose your lover (1k): 15x18 meta script rewrite crazy fix-it
Friends with benefits (2k): sam walks in on dean and cas… #prayforsam
Death of a salesman (3k): cas has a panic when he sees dean in heaven so he pretends to be jimmy novak
Ignorance is bliss (usually) (8k): to protect sam’s hurting brain, dean and cas must keep their new relationship a secret. Tears. Streaming. So funny
Broadway musical (12k): cas is tasked by heaven to play matchmaker for dean and jo… shenanigans and fun jimmy-isms ensue
What has eight tentacles and isn’t allowed to eat pie (16k): still one of the best first kisses i’ve read. And yeah, very funny
All’s fair in love and hunting (20k): craziest game of gay chicken
Don’t stop, make it pop (34k): cas gets a tiktok, wip, but sooo fun and light
How a grocer watches dean pull his head out of his ass in seven days (35k): a wip but don’t let that stop you, so brilliant and hilarious
Here’s some of the recs that people have added in tags:
Should’ve just asked (78k): au, annie D, gotta trust just based on author tbh
Hit me with your best truck (5k): homophobic truck fic… need i say more?
Modern warfare (6k): dean vs karens
Burn this into your brains forever (10k): garth and dean have to fake date for a case LOL
Bonus one that made me laugh so hard:
Am i a man or am i a muppet (7k): dean wakes up as a muppet. It is e v e r y t h i n g
GREAT news guys there is more hilarious muppetnatural:
Kermitted to the bit (6k): kermit visits his favorite tv characters dean and cas
I got some to share!
Along My Restless Palms (23k) Dean starts having tawdry-romance-novel-esque dreams about Cas and is so so normal about it
Haunted Doll Watch: Magic Earring Ken Doll Edition (2k) A transcript of two very special Haunted Doll Watches from My Brother, My Brother, and Me (no mbmbam shipping, i promise)
not with a bang but with a yelp (1.4k) in-character yelp reviews of all the motels team free will have stayed at. sounds simple but had me wheezing
My Week (?k) Sam gets TFW 2.0 to take up bullet journalling. These are their journals! (I put ?k because it’s all images but just go look!!! all the doodles and the different handwriting!!! it’s amazing!)
AmITheAssholeNatural (35k spread over 9 works but also probably a chunk of that is the formatting) TFW use r/AITA to solve their problems, to varying success. the second one in the series has kevin as the OP! also the formatting is insane, it looks just like reddit but it’s all css! You can read them out of order but they’re all so funny
Also, since most of these are epistolary, I have to rec your Dean Daily (11k) for anyone out there who hasn’t read it yet. It’s absolutely goddamn hilarious. Fells’ Dean is so so stupid and I love him so much <3
My “draw the squad” memes so far
Updating with some newer ones!
@mexicanesecat @raimeyl references for y'all!
WOW! THE OG POST!
i will let my mind go wild with these knowing i’ll finally be able to credit the original artist
EEEE FINALLY THE ORIGINAL ARTIST
