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Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

300,000 notes and i can’t find a transcript

Transcript: (sorry for the language!)

Speaker: “I see negroes holding jobs that belong to me! And you! I’ll ask you, if we allow this thing to go on, what’s gonna become of us real Americans!”

Hungarian man with clear foreign accent: “I’ve heard this kind of talk before, but I never expected to hear it in America.”

Young man: “This man seems to know what he’s talking about.“

Speaker: “What are us real Americans gonna do about it? You’ll find it right here in this little pamphlet—the truth about negroes and foreigners! The truth about the Catholic Church! You’ll find…” [audio grows quieter as camera shifts to the onlookers]

Hungarian man: “You believe in that kind of talk?“

Young man: “I dunno, it makes pretty good sense to me.“

Speaker: “And I tell you, friends, we’ll never be able to call this country our own until it’s a country without… without what?“

Other man: “Yeah? Without what?“

Speaker: “Without negroes, without alien foreigners,”—the young man is nodding, following along—“without Catholics, without Freemasons! You know these…“

Young man: “What’s wrong with the Masons, I’m a Mason.” Looks to European man worriedly, “hey, that fellow’s talking about me!“

Huungarian man: “And that makes a difference, doesn’t it.“

Speaker: “These are your enemies! These are the people who are trying to take over our country! Now you know them, you know what they stand for. And it’s up to you and me to fight them!” A bunch of the onlookers in the vicinity wave him off like he’s crazy and turn away, “fight them and destroy them before they destroy us!”

Speaker: “Thank you.“

One man in the now somewhat awkward crowd: “claps“

Young man: *is visibly uncomfortable*

Hungarian man: “Before he said Mason, you were ready to agree with him.”

Young man: “Well yes but, he was talking about… what about those other people?“ *the pair sit down on a park bench*

Hungarian man: “In this country, we have no ‘other people.’ We are American people, of course.“

Young man: “What about you? You aren’t American, are you?“

Hungarian man: “I was born in Hungary. But now, I am an American citizen. And I have seen what this kind of talk can do. I saw it in Berlin.”

Young man: “What were you doing there?“

Hungarian man: “I was a professor at the university. I heard the same words we have heard today. But I was a fool, then. I thought Nazis were crazy people, stupid fanatics. But unfortunately it was not so. You see, they knew that they were not strong enough to conquer a unified country, so they split Germany into small groups. They used prejudice as a practical weapon to cripple the nation.”

A film created for folks in case Martin Niemöller was too subtle.

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

The king’s son becomes the new king, and is prophesied to defeat evil and bring an age of prosperity. His generals and knights all crack their knuckles but he pretty much ignores them and focuses on strengthening the infrastructure of his kingdom. Forty years later he is old and sick but still hearing his subjects’ grievances, and a general’s like “how will you defeat the prophesied evil now? You’re old and weak.” Another visitor, a teenager fresh out of the kingdom’s public education system, looks at the general like he is an ignoramus. The king eradicated poverty, housed the homeless, taught the ignorant, ended class exploitation by abolishing the nobility and imprisoning the corrupt, and established a highly respected guild of doctors that recently figured out how to cure the plague. There are no brigands because there is enough wealth for everyone to live comfortably; hiding in the woods and taking trinkets from people simply doesn’t make any sense for anyone but the desperate, and the people are not desperate. Evil is a weed, explains the teenager. It grows in cracked roads and crumbling houses and forgotten corners, rooted in indifference and watered by suffering. But the king demands that broken things be mended and suffering people be made well.

No evil lives in this kingdom, says the teenager. It starved to death before I was born.

Every once in a while, when I’m feeling down, I go and look at the notes on this post and they make me feel a lot better. This is the energy I want to carry into 2018.

For those who need to carry it into 2019.

And on to 2022

Can everyone who reads this PLEASE reblog it?!?!?  Libraries literally saved my life as a child!

Being abused at home, bullied at school and lost in the world, the library and all the books I could escape to the most amazing worlds, kept me alive!

I would walk to the library, and spend all day, from 10 am to 9 pm reading there!! I got special awards for how many books I read, I wrote little blurbs on why i loved the books (probably why I love to BETA and do ARCs) 

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Just hit the green arrows and the reblog!!!

As a 50 year old woman, the library offers me so much. Digital art pads to borrow, 3D printing, book clubs that are face to face (yeah, the introvert likes face to face because a moderator will stomp on anyone getting snarky)

New books in LARGE PRINT! I’m visually challenged and as much as I love my kindle, The feel of a real book in my hands will always be a beloved feeling!

Our library also has quarterly books sales of almost free books!! For 5$USD we get in a day early and can buy as many as we want. Anyone else has to wait and there is a limit for the first 2 days.

Also many, many libraries have inter library loan(it may be called something different). This means if they don’t have the item you want, they can get it for you. This may include photocopy/pdf of articles. This can also include along with books and DVDs, microfilm/fiche which is also a huge resource. Check around for libraries that are listed as depositories if you want to look at government documents.

Remember that many colleges and universities have open stacks for the public. You will likely have to pay a membership fee but you will get to stuff.

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I love the library ☺

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The library was one of my favorite places to go as a kid and I still live to go and just. Sit and read. Or do homework. The university I’m at has a massive 8-story one I love to just wonder around in~ Great places

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Libraries are amazing places, we need to protect them to ensure their continued existence.

the sister planets pt 5

Not little, Not green

this is part 5 of a story that was supposed to be one installment, you can find the other parts here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DYMuKK5CIgJgDapNbu5sBqr_b5uT1Yz4pJoJ2fuAk4w/edit?usp=sharing

“Obsered!”

“Impossible!”

“Pepeproustrous!”

“Order!”

“Doctor twee-ake, while I don't agree with the disruption of conseil proceedings, i do have to ask how such abnormal test results could be so.”

“What's so surprising?” I asked. Doctor twee-ake had asked one of us to volunteer for some sort of conseil of new species hearing, as the captain I elected to go. I was no diplomat but still the closest thing we had. It was long after they had done the tests, Richardson had been returned to us with much prompting. I had been fitted with a weirdly designed alien crutch which me being able to use drew a lot of stares. (i’m clumsy ok, this wasn’t my first broken bone).

They had also given me a hastily made breathing mask so i could leave the contact room and still breath, it also connected to a translator that english had been loaded on when they were studying humans and was surprisingly good for being made in 24 hours

“Practically all of her reports!”

“If these humans weren’t unlike the other thangs in the galaxy they wouldn’t have survived a wormhole in an unprepared ship.”

“But to suggest this!”

“What exactly about this report is so crazy?” I asked.

“Among other things It says that you are sentient pursuit predators,” I nodded, “who breathe air so saturated with oxygen that it can sustain continued combustion, have venom, have more bacterial cells than your own cells in your body. Explains the existence of overreaction scar tissue that can heal broken bones, and finally it says that your stomach can hold cide with a pH of 1.5 to 3.5.”

“Save the venom part, all of that is true.”

“Wait, my test clearly showed that you have a gland in your mouth that produces toxic emessimes that can damage mussels when combined with your teeth.”

“That’s true but, it's sliva not venom, it's the first stage in our digestion, the main reason it can be toxic is the fact that there's bacteria in it, but that's different from venom.”

“Yes!” one of the conseil members yelled, “the grand difference between venom and emsesmise filled with bacteria!”

“These people are dangerous! How can we let them join the universal conseil?”

“Would you rather have them join the united species?”

That shut everyone up. They looked at me terrified of the idea.

“The which?” I asked.

“They are the historical enemies of the ua.”

“I’m just a soldier and am in debt to you for saving my life, but the actual people incharge at nato and the south pacific treaty association, or the UN for that matter might not. Why should the humans join you instead of them?”

“I have an answer for both questions, why should the humans be let into the ua and why should they join us rather than our enemies.”

“What could possibly prove that?”

“I’m curious too.”

“I have reason to believe that the human planet, the one they call earth, which means ground, is really the planet that the zalo and calo, know as…” twee-ake paused, i didn’t know much about the zalo, but i knew when someone was about to be sick.

“Well doctor? What planet?”

“Saphis,” it was barely a whisper but it sent the conseil into chaos.

After about five minutes of the chairman trying to get the conseil to order, I slapped hard against my hand three times. That drew everyone's attention.

I noticed that it was only 2 of the maybe dozen or so species panicking, the zalo who like twee-ake, looked vaguely like humanoid fish cats and a species I suspected to be the calo’s who were strangely batlike.

All the other species looked as confused as I was.

“What’s saphis?”

“It’s a planet in our home solar system.” one of the calo’s explained.

“I’m confused.”

“In the early days of our solar system the planets were often pleated with rocks and debris, throwing macrobiotic life into the vacuum of space and from a rock exchange in between 3 of 4 of the rocky midgets, the zalos and calos evolved separately and met when fleeing as both of our planets were becoming uninhabitable. To suggest that you are from saphis, the third planet of the triad would be to suggest that you are from a planet of such unimaginable death that the vast majority of its biodiversity has been killed off 5 separate times.”

“6,” I muttered under my breath without thinking.

Why did that story sound so familiar?

Oh right because it was a theory of how life the amount of times earth got hit by meteorites in the early days.

That would make these aliens from another solar system…

“Martians.” I said in awe.

The Report

When humans entered the galactic stage no one quite understood what they did. Any look into the human history or at least what the humans would share with the Galactic Council, apparently there are large parts that the humans wish to keep hidden or they claim not to know themselves. The council didn’t believe them, so they tasked a Crew and I to investigate. Officially we were ambassadors from our different species, which was quite easy to keep as it seems that we ‘resemble’ terran species so humans adore us. I didn’t quite believe it until we saw what humans called the Bumble Bee, a insectoid that seemed like a miniature version of the Vespid. Gall’oric, our resident Vespid ‘ambassador’ was quite surprised at seeing one. With the help of the humans they even managed to state a hive in what humans have dubbed to be ‘bee keeping’.

Regardless keeping our actual goal secret was quite easy, humans didn’t seem all that secretive of a race. They had huge places of historic remembrance they called ‘Museums’  and we were allowed into all most every single one, I’ve never seen a race so dedicated to preserving and remembering their history, even the parts that were hundreds of thousands of solar cycles ago. I was even lucky enough to be in one of these Museums when apparently they had found a large skeletal structure a pre-human reptile. Again the fascination with history that was not their own, was….. peculiar. I understand studying sapient races, past or present, but to study a species that had died out millions of solar cycles ago seems wrong. Even as I write this report they are finding more skeletal structures and soil samples to find out their planet’s history. They have barely mastered sub-light star travel and they still focus inwards. 

We hit our first major breakthrough when Vergus, managed to sneak into one of the museums that we were blocked from entering. Managed this by distracting the guard with a adorable fluffy animal the humans call ‘Dogs’. They are quite adorable to give the human guard some valediction. Although at first the mission to infiltrate the museum was considered a failure, due to little previously unknown information being uncovered, the small findings we found eventually led us into a, what the humans call, a Eureka moment. That will be detailed on later in the report, due to other findings making it far easier to explain the complications of humanities past.

What Vergus found was what we at first considered footnotes in human history, little spans of time that together lasted barely 10 solar cycles. Sadly the universal translator wasn’t working correctly cause the Humans had apparently Dubbed them the ‘2 World Wars’ which we considered to be insane. Humans had never fought another species, we had seen no evidence of anything of the sort. The weapons were woefully primitive as well, so any advanced battle was determined impossible.

The two Wars then led us down a path that we could not stop ourselves from following, through a great amount of illegal activities as well must I add. If the humans ever find out about this report I shudder to think of what they will do to My Crew and I, I don’t fear the court as we had diplomatic immunity considering we were technically ambassadors, but from what we found of human history, their vengeance is like no other.

We first found evidence of this vengeance dating back to BCE, Before Common Era, a great empire named the Romans destroying and salting a entire coast line and piece of habitable land. We didn’t quite understand why at first, but apparently the land Belonged to a Rival Empire, Carthage. We went to this land and examined the soil, we still found traces of the salt that was laid their thousands of years ago. We had concluded at first that this must be the reason why Humans didn’t want to share history with us, that empires in their planet’s history had destroyed and mutilated the other empires and kingdoms.

Humans proved us wrong, we… I refuse to go into detail about what happened during Human’s time on earth. There is so much death and destruction, so many horrors. I warn you that no matter what you do, never underestimate the humans. They have a large capacity for love and peace, but their capacity for hatred and destruction is larger. Watch them carefully, for I don’t think even the humans know their own capacity and it is simply due to them limiting themselves. Do not anger them, guide them, guide them so that they protect the galaxy instead of destroying it in vengeance. For I can assure you, if Humans ever think that they will be destroyed they WILL destroy everything else with them.

ok trying something. too lazy to type.

So let's talk about the Lost Generation.

This is the generation that came of age during WWI and the 1918 flu pandemic. They witnessed their world collapse in the first war that spread around the globe, and they -- in retrospect, optimistically -- called it the "war to end all wars". And that war was a quagmire. The trenches on the Western Front were notoriously awful, unsanitary and cold and wet and teeming with sickness, and bloody battles were fought to gain or lose a few feet of territory, and all because a series of alliances caused one assassination in one unstable area to spiral into a brutal large-scale war fought on the ground by people who mostly had no personal stake in the outcomes and gained nothing from winning.

On some of the worst-hit battlefields, the land is still too toxic for plant growth.

And on the heels of this horrific war, a pandemic struck. It's often referred to as "the Spanish flu" because Spain was neutral in the war, and so was the first country to admit that their people were dropping like flies. By the time the warring countries were willing to face the disease, it was far too late to contain it.

Anywhere from 50 to 100 million people worldwide would die from it. 675,000 were in the US.

But once it was finally contained -- anywhere from a year to a year and a half later -- the 20s had begun, and they began roaring.

Hedonism abounded. Alcohol flowed like water in spite of Prohibition. Music and dance and art fluorished. It was the age of Dadaism, an artistic movement of surrealism, absurdism, and abstraction. Women's skirts rose and haircuts shortened in a flamboyant rejection of the social norms of the previous decades. It was a time of glitter and glamour and jazz and flash, and (save for the art that was made) it was mostly skin deep.

Everyone stumbled out of the war and pandemic desperate to forget the horrific things they'd seen and done and all that they'd lost, and lost for nothing.

Reality seemed so pointless. It's not a coincidence that the two codifiers of the fantasy genre -- J.R.R. Tolkein and C.S. Lewis -- both fought in WWI. In fact, they were school friends before the war, and were the only two of their group to return home. Tolkein wanted to rewrite the history of Europe, while Lewis wanted to rebuild faith in the escape from the world.

(There's a reason Frodo goes into the West: physically, he returned to the Shire, but mentally, he never came back from Mordor, and he couldn't live his whole life there. There's a reason three of the Pevensies can never let go of Narnia: in Narnia, unlike reality, the things they did and fought for and believed in actually mattered, were actually worth the price they paid.)

It's also no coincidence that many of the famous artists of the time either killed themselves outright or let their vices do them in. The 20s roared both in spite of and because of the despair of the Lost Generation.

It was also the era of the Harlem Renaissance, which came to the feelings of alienation and disillusionment from a different direction: there was a large migration of Black people from the South, many of whom moved to the Harlem neighborhood of New York City. Obviously, the sense of alienation wasn't new to Black people in America, but the cultural shift allowed for them to publicly express it in the arts and literature in ways that hadn't been open to them before.

There was also horrific -- and state-sanctioned -- violence perpetrated against Black communities in this time, furthering the anger and despair and sense that society had not only failed them but had never even given them a chance. The term at the time was shell-shock, but now we know it as PTSD, and the vast majority of the people who came of age between 1910 and 1920 suffered from it, from one source or another.

It was an entire generation of trauma, and then the stock market crashed in 1929. Helpless, angry, impotent in the face of all that had seemingly destroyed the world for them, on the verge of utter despair, it was also a generation vulnerable to despotism. In the wake of all this chaos -- god, please, someone just take control of all this mess and set it right.

Sometimes the person who took over was decent and played by the rules and at least attempted to do the right thing. Other times, they were self-serving and hateful and committed to subjugating anyone who didn't fit their mold.

There are a lot of parallels to now, but we have something they didn't, and that's the fact that they did it first.

We know what their mistakes and sins were. We have the gift of history to see the whole picture and what worked and what failed. We as a species have walked this road before, and we weren't any happier or stronger or smarter about it the first time.

I think I want to reiterate that point: the Lost Generation were no stronger or weaker than Millennials and Gen Z are today. Plenty of both have risen up and fought back, and plenty have stumbled and been crushed under the weight. Plenty have been horribly abused by the people who were supposed to lead them, and plenty have done the abusing. Plenty of great art has been made by both, and plenty of it is escapist fantasy or scathing criticism or inspiring optimism or despairing pessimism.

We find humor in much the same things, because when reality is a mess, both the absurd and the self-deprecating become hilarious in comparison. There's a reason modern audiences don't find Seinfeld as funny as Gen X does, and many older audiences find modern comedy impenetrable and baffling -- they're different kinds of humor from different realities.

I think my point accumulates into this: in spite of how awful and hopeless and pointless everything feels, we do have a guide. We've been through this before, as a culture, and even though all of them are gone now, we have their words and art and memory to help us. We know now what they didn't then: there is a future.

The path forward is a hard one, and the only thing that makes it easier is human connection. Art -- in the most base sense, anything that is an expression of emotion and thought into a medium that allows it to be shared -- is the best and most enduring vehicle for that connection, to reach not just loved ones but people a thousand miles or a hundred years away.

So don't bottle it up. Don't pretend to be okay when you're not. Paint it, sculpt it, write it, play it, sing it, scream it, hell, you can even meme it out into the void. Whatever it takes to reach someone else -- not just for yourself but for others, both present and future.

Because, to quote the inimitable Terry Pratchett, "in a hundred years we'll all be dead, but here and now, we are alive."

THIS.

Reblogging, signal boosting and complimenting a piece of damn good writing.

Mona Alkurd , one of the Palestinians Israel is trying to kick along with 28 families out of their decades long homes in Sheikh Al Jarrah , the last Palestinian block in Al Quds ( Jerusalem ), to complete the restriction of the area to Israeli Jews .. simply an Apartheid by settlers.

“ Your posts and tweets are treasures to us “

Here a rough translation of what she said:

“ It falls on us and Palestinians and the honorable people supporting us with posts and tweets. You have no idea how much that means to us. Everyone who shares even one short post or tweet. Don’t feel like you’re doing nothing. Those posts and tweets are treasures to us. Help us get our cause heard. We are 28 families. 500 individuals. If we are removed, then there will be no Palestinians in Al Quds. And in the end, Allah is our hope. And it falls on us. And we will remain here to our last breath defending our lands and homes”

Palestine's case is one of the rare ones where retweets, hashtags, reblogs, etc... are one of the most effective forms of support (besides boycotting and protesting) because donated money goes nowhere and petitions do not work in an apartheid state that seeks to eliminate its victims openly. We need the rest of the world watching and protesting and speaking out.

So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”

but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared

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really gets the noggin joggin

so that’s the line huh tumblr. that old post just went too far and you had to poof it.

Reblog to remember the post before it gets deleted again

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“Lady Tilda and the Dragon”

Or “Mom Knight” which is what I kept calling it for most of the time I worked on this. This was my story for Valor, a fairy tale anthology I was in last year! It’s a really great book, and I’m so glad I got to be a part of it. You can purchase a copy here.

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oh my god this made me almost cry for real

I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

Some of the highlights of that video include:

  • The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing
  • So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do
  • The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)
  • How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”
  • Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song

I actually cried listening to this

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This is honestly one of the GREATEST EXAMPLES OF HUMAN UNITY I’VE SEEN IN A LOOOONG TIME 

Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…

Good post OP

Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.

WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC

Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing:

Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:

Much appreciated.

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I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit

…I sadly have more bullshit to report.

“removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot.

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Let’s try this again

I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold.

Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!