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YMGB or genesis, they/them, creator of images, enjoyer of guilty gear, critic of belts, proud lezarian. i love mobile fighter g gundam ♡terfs fuck off♡

▪︎ my name is ymgb and/or genesis

▪︎ i am the belt critic

▪︎ a lot of my posts are reblogs, though i separate my rbs from original posts with #rbs and #ymgb rambles respectively

▪︎ some of my interests are: guilty gear, splatoon, pokemon, persona (mainly 3 and 5), and many others

▪︎ as my blog may suggest, i am also a fan of mobile fighter g gundam, ultra fight da! kyanta 2, and creating rem lezar (sorry)

▪︎ feel free to friend me on discord: YMGB#1392

ferriswheelshippers (pokemon fandom) please do not interact

A Haiku:

📲 💡

🖼️ 🆔 📖 🗣️

🖥️ 📜

[Image Description: Three lines of Emoji, that can be read as: Icon Idea Image ID Read Aloud Online Poetry End Image Description]

Reminds me of an old internet poem:

< > ! * ' ' #

^ " ` $ $ -

! * = @ $ _

% * < > ~ # 4

& [ ] . . /

| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH

OH I GOT ONE AS WELL

Behold, the math limerick:

((12+144+20+3*sqrt[4])/7)+5*11=9²+0

A dozen, a gross, and a score,

plus three times the square root of four,

divided by seven,

plus five times eleven

is nine squared and not a bit more

EARTH DEFENDERS G

I came up with an AU for G Gundam, that's essentially MFGG if it were a western cartoon. That means it wouldn't be a Gundam show, so I gave it the name of "Earth Defenders G". I'll explain further under the readmore, but I will mention spoilers! (Not sure how many people care about G spoilers in the year 2023, but you can never be too sure.)

have i ever mentioned uau on here? its a mostly-shitpost au of pokemon black & white that doesn't exactly have a theme in terms of au designs, i just do whatever i think would be funny

uau stands for "unnamed au", originally a placeholder title but it stuck so i kept it

the protag is not hilbert, but pissman, a he/they nonbinary catboy who is just the silliest goober alive! and of course there's his best friends bianacle (like bionicle, her parents are big fans, you can just call her bianca) and cherentholomew (yes that's his legal name, but call him cheren for short)

as for hilda? um... we don't talk about her.

i might post more about uau on here, its dumb but i love it oh so much

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus

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not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

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ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

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like, i've been diagnosed with clinical depression, and anxiety, and insomnia, and chronic pain, and a million other things that get in the way of me having a simple fucking good day, but you know what?

i watch videos that make me happy and wear pretty clothes and cut my hair in fun styles and do my makeup and drink strawberry tea and take two showers a day and i look on the bright side because goddamnit if god is trying to break me down, he'll have to try harder.

i see so many people talk about how sad they are, who make their depression their first priority, and i get it, i really do, but you know that is actively harming your mental state, right? please, just do something nice for yourself, think positively for one day. i promise things get better when you step back and breathe.

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