So we’re getting BOTWxPokemon game, eh?

Something very stupid that came to my mind and I couldn’t stop working on this. Done entirely in Photoshop CC. About 6-8 hours.

Music is Guardian Battle from BOTW and stick snap sound is from freesound.org

Ths bishop’s twitter post

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

Whose 9 year old named this dinosaur

Coolest 9-y-o ever. Hope they know!

It’s named after Argentinian paleontologist Sebastian Apesteguia, whose nickname is “El Ninja”. It’s the oldest titanosaur they’ve found and might just be the largest dinosaur ever discovered.

@mr-crocodile​

NEW DINOSAUR JUST DROPPED

NEW DINOSAUR JUST DROPPED

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

The 1800s ???????????????!

1948 for Sri Lanka u fuck

If the English people ever do get to know fully the fucked up shit they did in history, they would think it’s from a fantasy novel.

Oh also we’re all waiting for the day the British Museum is emptied of all the things they robbed and the artifacts are returned back to their original countries. That includes the Kohinoor worn by Queen Elizabeth II.

And we haven’t even talked about economic reparations right now (given up on it really)

It’d be fun to see the English wail though

I really want to see the history books British kids read because how the fuck do you get this brainwashed? 1800s?

The way they say “shrubbery” gets me e v e r y time

I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say:

Oh and for the people who asked me last time what "a lot of stuff" entails

How the FUCK did I forget this

woah!!! that fuck is transgender!! and he has a knife!

:D

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

@noelle217

This is adorable

They just posted some more!

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And some more!

You forgot these!!!

I’m disappointed that these were left out

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy in DC LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD (2021)

@rootbeergoddess

I’m not crying there’s just something in my eye

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

There ya’ go, nerds

ive recently found out that in the 80s lesbians who were more interested in cuddles and kisses rather than sex were called bambi lesbians

it’s such a cute thing omg let’s bring this term back

the love ace lesbians found for this post warms my heart mind body and soul and spirit

reblog to make an ace lesbian feel happy

May all the Ace Bambi Lesbians out there be having a lovely and happy day today :)

RB IF YOU AGREE

Honestly as a blind person I’m so tired of seeing fictional blind characters who don’t use white canes or other guides. “They have special powers so they know what’s around them” or “they’re confident enough to not need a guide” are common tropes, and I’m tired.

Are people scared that using a white cane will make their blind character seem weak? They can’t use a cane because they’re so special that they already know what’s around them, and other blind people who use guides are inferior because they’re not special?

I’m tired. Give your blind characters white canes and other guides. Let them hold onto their friends, let them have guide dogs. Don’t make white cane users feel ostracized for not being “strong enough” to go without.

Another thing that pisses me off is when a sighted character comes up with the fantasy equivalent of braille and teaches it to the blind character. Braille was invented by Louis Braille, a blind man, in 1824. The blind character should be the one coming up with it.

Tldr I’m blind and tired of sighted people lol

🔪 Sighted People MUST Reblog This 🔪

Hiiiiii I’m OP.

I deleted this post bc I was overwhelmed with all the notes on it and the additions of sighted people saying “is this character good representation though? Have you read so-and-so with this blind character in it, is that okay? LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY BLIND OC, ARE THEY OFFENSIVE?” Or saying “well my relative/friend is blind and actually they blah blah blah” as if I’m the authority on blindness now.

And I Was Tired Of That.

I also received MASSIVE amounts of ableism directed at me in my inbox and DMs and the notes of this post (look at all the “you’re blind and sick of seeing? lol” comments, as well as people acting like the knife emojis can hurt them somehow, yes I get it everyone’s a comedian haha). People saw that I was an artist and a writer and hounded me with questions about how I can draw if I can’t see, or how I’m even using the Internet at all as if people are exempt from being part of modern life, someone said “stop taking pictures of your guide dog’s art and posting it as your own” about my art. I had the fact that I’m deafblind written in my bio but I took it out bc I was getting harassed bc of it.

Sometimes I check back on this just to see how popular it’s gotten and I honestly never intended it to reach this far. I still encourage people to reblog it but I could definitely do without all the unnecessary additions, and people coming up to me with questions about how I wrote this in the first place if I’m blind and yadda yadda yadda.

To Answer Your Questions: Daredevil (Matt Murdock) is excellent blind representation. His abilities have clear limits and they do not REPLACE sight. He uses echolocation and other enhanced senses but he still has the challenges faced by blind people because He Is Blind. Same goes for Toph Bei Fong; clear limits to what she can sense, she can’t use her seismic sense on non-earth/non-metal material, she can’t read or write or know what things look like. She just feels the vibrations. I don’t care about homestuck so stop telling me abt it lol. If you write a blind character with powers, absolutely take a page from Daredevil or ATLA— but give them a cane too please! Matt himself uses a cane! It’s not mutually exclusive to have powers and use mobility aids.

TLDR I deleted this originally bc I was sick of dumbasses and ableism but you can still reblog it but keep your comments to yourself or those knife emojis will be a lot more aggressive. I’m tired.

Also consider sending me financial compensation for the ableist harassment and braindead comments ive gotten these past few months, here’s my ko-fi ❤️

If y’all are gonna keep spreading this then reblog THIS version.

Sighted people shut the fuck up in the notes challenge. Stop asking me questions and making your own additions. Reblog the damn post without commentary because I promise you I do not give a shit about your opinions.

Does anybody else just like suddenly disassociate really hard and then just astral project your ego and self into the nearest inanimate object that you can see?

If you experienced trauma in childhood or had a rough childhood, dude listen to me. Offer yourself play. You were deprived of it.

Keep bubbles in the house, blow bubbles in the yard, blow them in your room, get a coloring book that doesn’t have to be an adult one with mandalas, watch cartoons, laugh at stupid things, dress up as a superhero for Halloween, wear a Santa hat on Christmas and big light up snowflake earrings, lay down on the floor, lay down in the grass, eat eggos for dinner sometimes. It’s not stupid. You’re not childish. You’re giving your inner child what they had taken from them. They deserve it.

I don't want to derail this post because it's an important message, and OP has addressed it to the people who most need to hear it. But... can i just add, for people who don't feel like they can give themselves permission to do this, that you can give yourself these things even if you didn't overtly experience trauma in childhood?

Even if you never thought of your upbringing as painful or malicious, you can and should still give yourself things you missed out on. Take that class! Learn that skill! Eat the foods you like, or branch out into new ones! Jump in piles of leaves and decorate your walls the way you want them.

Give yourself the things you couldnt have as a kid, especially if you didn't really get to have a childhood, but even if you didn't have the childhood you wanted. Go for a bike ride with friends. Go stargazing. Whatever it was that you feel like you missed, it's important to seek those things and remember that play and joy aren't exclusive to childhood.

I don’t think you derailed this at all and think this was a really thoughtful addition. So thank you!

My mom wouldn't buy us legos because she thought they looked boring. Guess who bought a big ass tub of legos the moment she moved out. Aw yeah. That was 20 years ago and I still have them and still play with them.