"you looking for a friend?" she leans in, "or perhaps... more?"
your eyes widen; two friends?!

"you looking for a friend?" she leans in, "or perhaps... more?"
your eyes widen; two friends?!
I’ll reblog it for the important message but you guys are making this really fucking difficult
Speak for yourself weakling
you can say this when you watch a video with a dog in it or another animal to
women can watch dogs too it's okay
got a link for that hardware store reaction vid??
Sure, but I would also like to show you these tweets as context
And heres the video itself
I should add that looking I love looking at the notes here because it’s either people celebrating their fondness of weird al, their fondness of reaction videos, or my favorite: People who also have never heard Hardware Store and are reacting to it just like him.
in star wars fandom how is everything about anakin's fall always everyone else's fault except the guy who personally designed it to be a no hit run of Sith Apprentice Generator IV
in legends palpatine wrote this book of monsters about sith creations and included an entry for darth vader, and described the amount of joy he got from turning a nine year old into a war machine. the entry ends with maybe the most chilling line in anything even star wars adjacent, where palpatine says, "given the opportunity to create vader again, i would, and with glee," or thereabouts. the entire entry is haunting, but that final line is completely fucking chilling; palpatine is the ultimate, insidious force, and no matter how long it took, how difficult it was, or what anakin did to him, palpatine wouldn't have stopped. even after being killed by vader, palpatine would still go back and do it all over again, even if it ended in vader killing him. palpatine - famous for the ways he's attempted to cheat death - would risk it all just for the joy of curbstomping a nine year old's soul into hell one more time. and this is just something that exists that we can all read
what you all thought i was joking? you all thought i was joshin? i was crafting joshuas? you thought i was fucking around?
YOU 👏 FUCKING 👏 GET 👏 IT 👏
Palpatine was a legendary manipulator on every level.
(Fuck, this is going to turn into an essay but I'm on my phone, someone remind me to finish this up later)
This is you reminder to finish up later.
@ every parent in the world: yes your kid is special because every child is special but they are not specialer than every other child so please be normal about them
Some parents have done what I can only describe as fandomize their child where they’ve taken the child and altered it in their mind to make a cooler version that fits their specific interests, and now sometimes I have to remind them of the canon material.
For those of you who don’t know, I’m a youth theater director and teacher. Every audition season is a personal ordeal.
Target audience reached
EXACTLY
And remember, to spread this as far as you can by reblogging this.
Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted
"omg it's literally alive!" Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I'm charging you 350$ for an exorcism.
"I read an article that it's showing simple self-awareness" two days, mild preparation, hot and cold reading, I can get 60$ for joints laced with sacred sage
"I just spoke to an AI and I'm... rattled to say the least, come with me on this dark journey" twenty minutes. I've got to science it up for you, but I can get you to come back every week to "disentangle the psychological imprint" for 125$
I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.
Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,
I’m babysitting my grandma’s cats and she wrote 4 pages of detailed notes, down to the exact words I should use to greet them in the morning and when I put them to bed at night
forgot to add the goodnight wishes
the fenris romance is great don’t get me wrong but it really was a Choice to have him remember his entire life in a single moment of absolutely mind blowing post-nut clarity. Imagine busting it once and you remember your whole life. Whose idea was this i need to congratulate them on creating the funniest way for an amnesiac character to have a crisis ever