I'm weird and can't hold a conversation, someone should fall in love with me

why are yt to mp3 websites always the shadiest fuckin sites I feel like I’m going down a dark alleyway risking the chance of getting drugged and/or stabbed just bc its the only place where I can find a guy to deal me some decent fart with extra reverb dot mp3s

I like made my own ad free yt to mp3 site partly because of this: https://y232.live

Edit: wow a lot of response to this, couple things

‘Top’

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐

i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.

the earth's eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

Modern day Medusa

“…use things to have good days.”

Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you

literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

I love how ‘cringe and awkward’ the heartstopper kids are because I remember being 16 and being this awkward and stupid and dorky. Tripping over their words, having awkward kisses and first dates—it’s so realistic because that’s how teenagers actually are. Celebrating 2 months anniversary by getting your partner an Oreo dairy milk bar instead of going on a fancy date with a hotel room and a limousine and what not is so so relatable. I remember being 15 and getting someone a dairy milk (albeit I was getting a chocolate for the girlfriend of this guy I was into lmao) but I love the simplicity, the realness and the actual representation that teens are getting through this show. no suave teenagers having sex 24x7, going to raves and what not. nature is healing y’all.

DR DOOFENSHMIRTZ - Phineas and Ferb

PROPAGANDA:

Best evil scientist ever!! Face blind with platypuses.

i love how, when i pressed the top option, the bar just whizzed to the right so fast

like yes everyone knows doofenshmirtz and yes everyone loves doofenshmirtz

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

i just think he's neat.

I think that if there was going to be another Barbie movie, Barbie and Ken should both discover they’re bisexuality, have several beautiful romances with both men and women, before eventually realizing (once they’ve both gotten comfortable being independent of one another) that they miss each other’s company, even just as friends, and then Ken packs up his little ruck sack and heads off to the Real World to see Barbie, not really expecting her to be very enthusiastic to see him, but he’s surprised when he turns up at her door and she throws her arms around him and smiles and laughs because she’s really truly missed him, and then they become good friends and they do all kinds of things together that friends do, slowly realizing that it may be more than friendship after all, but this time their romance is real and genuine and built on mutual want and desire, and long story short (I know, too late) Ken eats Barbie out. the end.

reblog if you like boobs or haven't been happy in months

if I had my way around here Cooper Neidecker would be the ULTIMATE tumblr sexyman AND white boy of the month for the whole year

@bella-but-not-hadid444 see THIS is exactly the kind of energy we need!!☝️

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk