Aeonian

liking fucked up characters gives me evil serotonin

it's like regular serotonin but sexier

it is a truth universally acknowledged that evil serotonin is the most powerful of all serotonins

5 Things That Make Me Happy

1. Swimming in the ocean and/or lakes on a hot summer day

2. Late night conversations

3. Books (especially a good audiobook)

4. Playing with pets

5. Trees

Tagging the last 10 people in my notifications: 

@lessasdreams @noldorinqueengaladriel @tar-melkor

@beibbii @anglcndy @kvasirs-balderdash

@enmity-encountered @actual-artemis-entreri

@potatoobsessed999 @the-children-of-elrond

Hmmm….

1. Waking up to a quiet house and taking my time getting up

2. Those 4-hour conversations with a good friend that ramble across every topic under the sun

3. The beach!! Especially if there are large driftwood things to climb on

4. Cats. So soft and fluffy. When they purr, it’s heaven on earth

5. Being in the forest, especially on a sunny day, deep enough into the trees that there’s no sound of civilization. Just the sounds of Life, all around.

@carmibird @oo0owo0oo @fractyl-dactyl @fuindar-valen @thranduilsassyking @corruptmalice @prismatic-starstuff @kenzieperth @beibbii @bella-alva-lovat

Took me a while sorry for the delay, here goes 5 things I consider my emotional support

1. Dancing. Whether with friends, partners, or just alone I enjoy it and it's the only thing I never say no to no matter how I'm feelin

2. I'm indifferent to rain, however I admit I love the smell of fresh rain hittin the ground, which I recently discovered is called petrichor

3. The first rose golden rays of a rising sun, it's just so magical and beautiful

4. Music

5. Me time. Yup. I love my own company a lil too much

Favourite Brian May’s looks 8/?

Bullshit detected. Sass mode activated.

The evolution of Henry

Credit: winifredokolo1 on IG

Name and number?

nAME AND NUMBER?!

Okay so Mordor officially has restaurants with menus, and phone numbers. Everyone bitches about Sauron but he’s running the most technologically advanced realm in Middle Earth.

Name, rank, and serial?

What did y'all take Sauron for?

there are a lot of word combinations in The Silmarillion that concern me, and most of them have to do with melkor

for example

Artist: Xi Zhang Title: Collections “hobby” Wonderful drawing…

“He’s one of them rangers. Dangerous folk they are, wandering the wilds. What his right name is I’ve never heard, but ‘round here he’s known as ‘Daddy Longlegs.”

Robert Plant on stage at the Tucson Community Center on June 28, 1972. (via)

Oh to be a dragon of the Tolkien universe, to be permitted to curl up on Sauron’s throne and eat from his hand and be even at the very least tolerated by him

Update: still thinking about this, now wondering if he would perhaps pet my head or at least let me sit beside him and stare adoringly up at him all day???

I'm gonna revert to the parallel universe in which I was his pet dragon

First full moon of the decade | By astrofalls

Alexander Blok, tr. by Babette Deutsch, from “The Scythians,” written c. 1918

Mean Girls (2004) // The Death of Caesar (1798)

We got another one

sourdough really do be like that

Those am him leafs