Narrator: On this episode of Bondi Rescue;
A child has been missing for 4 hours and its 43° and there are 25 sharks in the water.
A lady breaks all but two of her bones.
And a body is dragged out of the water. Can the boys in blue bring him back from the brink of death? Will they come up victorious once again in a dual against The Lord Of The Underworld, BlorDaak?,????
whats ur sign and ur opinion on sleeping naked
taurus and NO
scorpio and i wish
comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended
robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:
me: *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care but,
Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)
Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do
when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative
Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)
Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do
when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
my mf wish is to lose 15+ lbs broooo
pls come true
I wish to lose 50+ pounds in the next two months :)
Greek Gods, pinup style.
(Follow-up to the Norse God pinup collection, Dat Ás. Also on DeviantArt and Etsy)
How do you suck dick, i want to suck this boys dick
you gotta embrace the dick
you gotta sniff the dick
you gotta lick the dick
you gotta date the dick
you gotta BE THE DICK
I am so happy this exist
😂😂😂
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
SECRET
FREAKIN’
ROOMS
LIKE
PEOPLE
BUILD ROOMS
WITHIN ROOMS
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THAT’S RIGHT
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
HONESTLY THOUGH
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
I have always wanted a house with secret rooms.
My goal in life is to become an eccentric recluse with an entire manor filled with secret rooms young intrepid junior-detectives will want to explore to look for clues. I will then proceed to spook them periodically while wearing a bedsheet with holes cut out, and stare at them creepily from behind paintings.
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
WHAT
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
Does it really?
interesting..
idk if it works
lmao it probably doesn’t work but okay
it’s time for mr disco, mr pilot and mr boy to join forces
a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog
Couple aesthetic // Libra (m) x Scorpio (f)
Requested by: @scientificallyunscientific
probs doesn’t go with the rest of my feed but yaknow it looks cute
