To do:

- grind SOTC to 21. eventually.

- Paramount Presence

- switch to Crooked Cross to get rid of that club card. Immediately quit.

- grind out all that curator gratitude for the hat.

- go back to court and write a Tale of the Future

- Tiger furred stave and a gazebo and a rook crowned stave, cloud filled sphere, highly accurate gargoyle for MA, epicurean war helm, Corinthian belfry hat, the Moth, Honed Ushanka, patent illuminating cap, fourth city eyeball, the Infant, surplus Captain's hat, highway mans cloak, velvet cloak, patent ribcage, keelgraspers, sun seared gloves, lucky claw, strangling ring, birdskin gloves, honest butcher tool, forgotten spidersilk slippers...

And then the Parawars for the lab. Hoo boy.

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Inadvisable tabletop RPG character creation schema #137: Each player receives the same extremely complicated pre-filled character sheet describing an ancient legendary hero, and is obliged to black out a certain percentage of it with a marker, playing whatever remains as their character. Blacking out individual letters to form new words – and thus new attributes – is explicitly permitted.

How long before the metagame starts banning overpowered words?

In about two hundred years when it's old enough to become the stuff of common legend, there will be such a good horror film about a girl who accompanies a figure in velvet tatters on a frantic trip where it becomes clear he's been battling through a temporal wartime for fairy tale eons and has no idea what it's like not living in an unending series of twenty-five minute crises any more. it's gonna be sooooo good you guys and terrifying and heart wrenching.

I mean we'll all be dead by then, but it'll be awesome

I feel mildly bad getting the King of a Hundred Hearts' aid in saving London on the false pretense of it helping save the Manager's life when I know perfectly well the Manager ain't IN London

but hey it's realpolitik in my viddy game I am not complaining

One of my favorite things about Doctor Who is that there's always more of it. Is the new series on hiatus? Watch the classic series. Finished that? There's hundreds of Big Finish audios plays. Somehow caught up with those? Read the books. Finished those? Stay updated on the comics. And that's not even including ALL the spin-offs. You will never lack for canon content.

I think it's very healthy for a mythology to be Too Big To Be Understood

OoooOOOOOHHH one of my colleagues just got an email that looks sketchy as hell. It was awkwardly worded, vague on detail, and wanted our wire transfer information and tax ID so that he could make a donation in honor of a deceased family member. Colleague passed it on to one of my gift officers who passed it on to me like “Can you confirm this improbably named dead person existed?” and I could not confirm the existence of either the deceased or the supposed family member who contacted us. 

You can’t actually do much scamming with a wire transfer number and tax ID (the latter is publicly posted on our website) so I sent him my research with a note that I thought this was a “refund scam”: the scammer acts as a legit donor but immediately after making a wire transfer, he contacts the nonprofit to say he entered the wrong amount and asks to be refunded the overage – crucially, to a different bank account. After sending the refund, the nonprofit discovers that the wire transfer was drawn on an empty bank account – basically a bounced check – but by then the scammer has also cleaned out the “refund” and bailed. (This is also pulled on individuals; never send the refund until the check has cleared, kids.) 

I suggested we ignore him, but if we want to test him we could ask for something a scammer couldn’t or wouldn’t want to provide, like a legit working phone number. My gift officer replied, “Sounds good. Do you want to take point?”

I messaged back, “By take point do you mean talk to this guy as a fundraiser?”

“You could be his gift officer!” he responded, and it’s at this point that I need you guys to understand I really like my gift officer but he is also the driest human I’ve ever met and it’s hard to tell when he’s joking. He knows that I have good customer service chops but I’m also quite shy and nervous about dealing with donors directly, so I thought he might be messing with me a little. 

But no! He continued, “If he’s a fraud you’ll catch it. If he’s legit, you know enough not to ruin a new donor relationship.”

I said, “Well, your faith in me is admirable,” and he’s not entirely wrong, so I accepted the challenge.  

And now I get to write the potential scammer an email about how we’re thrilled with the offer of a donation, we just need a few small pieces of information first, like a phone number and if possible a link to the obituary. If he plays along the next step is to inform him that we place a two-week hold on wire transfer donations and see if he still bites.

gasping as I read this there is nothing I love so much as a hustle in the cause of Righteousness

Excerpt from a fic I'm working on that I'm genuinely very proud of:

[Sarah Jane] felt bad for Harry, on occasion. He really was clever, just saddled with the inability to understand things outside the scope of his experience. In other words, if it wasn’t 1980s England, a navy ship, or an operating room, he was completely incompetent.

This is that MASH crossover fic. Guess who's getting dragged to Korea.

my brain just melted

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i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

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Fun fact: Tumblr literally will not let you create a new account without following three people chosen at complete random. literally somebody arrives here and is dunked immediately into the Madness

me: lovely day in Vegas!

my brain: which you are announcing on...this Tumblr account? The one you were locked out of? The one that repeatedly redirected you to the staff complaint page with no explanation and prompted various break-the-glass emergency friend contact plans?

me: uh. I guess?

me: it's a beautiful morning in Vegas!

wait what

This sounds like what happened to me in February.

Good on you for getting yours back right away but what did you do

I sent a one line complaint to staff??? not gonna pretend I understand what happened here

The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

me to my blorbo Listy :)))

me: lovely day in Vegas!

my brain: which you are announcing on...this Tumblr account? The one you were locked out of? The one that repeatedly redirected you to the staff complaint page with no explanation and prompted various break-the-glass emergency friend contact plans?

me: uh. I guess?

me: it's a beautiful morning in Vegas!

anyway I was all set to blog "see the holodecks are just a lazy storytelling mechanism and shouldn't ever have been a thing because people wouldn't" but uh. I guess I can't now.

maybe I should delete that poll now. um.

Ohhh, that poll was about holodecks? I didn't realize.

Maybe you should have asked, "would you play a virtual reality game that could kill you in real life, in the .0001% chance that instead of using it in your home you were on a starship passing through a quantum anomaly undetectable except with a sensor calibration so innovative and unintuitive that it takes an android to arrive at it by process of elimination after the fact?" See, cuz, if it were me, I'd be using it in my home

I suspect that holodecks are installed in Starfleet ships because the designers are thinking "the latest tri-Vs, cricket and rugby courts, and holodecks, just like if they were on Main Street in Anytown on DullOldPlanet, UFP" and not thinking "these sickos need a risk of mortal danger at all times or the fuckers aren't happy"

no, see, if I'd said Star Trek then it would be shaped by how people feel about Star Trek and that wouldn't have been a fair test.

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Before / after for the neglected side of the yard + today's harvest (FIRST BRANDYWINE TOMATO) + skewer veggies for dinner, *all* of which were from the garden which feels so surreal!!

 I hope this is okay, I painted your harvest, Congratulations on your gorgeous tomato! 

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THIS IS MORE THAN OKAY THIS HAS MADE MY ENTIRE NIGHT!! WEEK!! MONTH EVEN!! AHHHHHHH!!

Ahem. Thank you, this is wonderful! I am so delighted and flattered. You have a wonderful way with paint, the texture and light in this is just gorgeous 🥰😍 you really got the details on the veg right too, that was the day I accidentally didn't get the top of the zucchini...and the texture of the paper pot feels like I could grab it.

Thank you SO much for making this and sharing it with me :") going to make it my phone lockscreen if that's all right with you :")

oh my god this is just the cutest thing ever :)