Reblog for a smile ❤

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If you are lucky enough to find a cute weirdo who loves you never let them go

Don’t worry, Wilson’s pancakes were chocolate free. (via ChaserStout)

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

I can’t believe I found the illusive CaterpiqɿɘɈɒƆ

I can’t believe you’re casually ignoring the weedle in a very well done pikachu costume

That is clearly pikachu tiddy

Pikachus exposing his bobbies . Think of the children

“That favorite teacher you had”

He was feeling it

This is so cute lol

Me as a teacher

honestly one of the most friggin hilarious things about bob’s burgers is how drastically the scale of the story-lines fluctuates.  like some episodes are so everyday, sit-com mundane; gene joins the cheerleading squad, tina goes on a date, linda gets another job, something funny happens at the school or the restaurant

but then some episodes are preposterously dramatic??  the family gets trapped on a crazy cruise ship or they have to fly and crash land a plane or mr fischoeder’s brother TIES BOB AND MR FISHOEDER TO THE PIER TO MURDER THEM SO HE CAN INHERIT AND SELL THE AMUSEMENT PARK 

and you never know if you’re gonna get an episode where the plot revolves around a grill not working properly or, like, bob gets threatened by the mafia 

also some episodes are inexplicably musicals 

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

My bro has the cutest dog. I don’t know why she’s in the laundry basket and I don’t care because she is so freaking cute.

me: i’m staying out of the drama

also me: guess fucking what

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

Don’t fall in

Everybody log off I need alone time

this information is so satisfying but idk what to do with it

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