when your boyfriend promised your outfits weren’t too slutty for the costume party but you just arrived and they totally are
star trek heritage post (September 4th, 2016)
girl i cant go to the arcade you know theyre gonna try to turn me in for prizes on account of im so small and rectangular and made of paper
my very favorite old mangirl magician <3
he is a weird bug to me
you knew EXACTLY what i was going for. hes a weird bug to me as well
okay so, the original vibe of the post was very ominous, but i started editing him into pictures of paul mcgann and he just sort of….
please talk to him and his son forever and ever
eighth doctor piloting a mecha of himself but it’s some kind of concentrically infinite soul trap
These two
‘Fitz!’ the Doctor cried, grabbing his friend by the hand and shaking it vigorously. ‘How marvellous to see you again!’
‘Doctor!’ There was no disguising the elation in Fitz’s voice, or the ear-to-ear grin on his face. This was replaced by a look of sudden concern as he took in the Time Lord’s dishevelled state. ‘What in the name of muck happened to you?’
‘Never mind about that now,’ he said with the infuriating insouciance that Fitz adored.
Coldheart by Trevor Baxendale
i know its cliche to say but lup adventurezone really is the character of all time like. she's an elf, she's a wizard, she's dead, she's a ghost, she's a bounty hunter for the raven queen. her spirit lived in a magic-eating umbrella for a nebulous number of years. she's an astrophysicist. carbo-loading breakfast then blowing up an abandoned dmv was her best day ever. she has a twin brother who's memory was wiped of her existence. she's in love with a white guy named barry bluejeans. she planned a heist on a casino to get back at someone who owed her fifteen dollars. after being released back into the world the first thing she did was dunk on her brother's love life. she speaks mongoose. and she's trans. do you get it.
some For Good hugs that hurt a little extra
no no, it must be advanced alien tech? using brain waves as a telekinetic guiding system? an unusual evolution of the pterygota? the physics just don’t work-!
and that’s saying nothing about the fact that hundreds of years of civilization are apparently being crushed and condensed into a single human’s lifetime…
yeah im ordering for my friend dracula. yeah, rare. as rare as you can make it. no garlic sauce, obviously. and make absolutely sure no one calls it a “steak” around him. what do you mean we’re banned
*puts hand over phone* she says we’re banned because of what you did to the townsfolk
dracula: vat can i sayy, a guy’s gotta crack open a warm one every vonce in a vwile!
the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.
buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers
#either op lives in the same area as me#or for some reason this happens a fair amount specifically with dentists#because the exact same thing happened to me recently where it was all dentist jobs listed for no experience needed#And let me tell you I don't want to go to a dentist with no relevant experience!!
A very, very gentle reminder that "prev tags" is now completely useless, bc you can no longer click back thru the reblog chain and see the prev tags. You can see the reblog in front of you, and you can find the original post - by itself, completely devoid of context - but you can't click thru to the previous reblog. This is apparently intentional, since I literally emailed support about it - being able to click back thru the reblog chain and being able to see the source post in context on op's blog are fundamental parts of the user experience imo and I am pissed - and their response was basically like yeah we meant to do that but if you want to talk about it you can go to our WIP blog, where the ask is literally only open one day a week and we will completely ignore you.
Beanie baby snail would cure me of all afflictions I think
