itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again

crystal meth is a pretty name

how do i tell someone i don’t care without sounding like i don’t care

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe