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"Raunchy And Emotional" The Header On My Tombstone

@befuddled-bisexual

Hello, I'm Jack, AKA: the befuddled Bisexual. I like to think I'm an art, photography, music, and poem blog. But really I just end up posting stuff that I like to look at. If you're more into text posts go to @stolen-daggers, if you wanna see my artwork check out @small-calamity. Photos were taken by @Stevenjavon

FYI the first painting I did was used sampling colors, Ill be honest, so I wanted to try doing a version where it was 100 percent eyeballing it and I like how it turned so thats good

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arielries

you encountered C̟̫͚̝͓̝̞͌̓ͭ̇ͅO̫̤̜̠͔͑́̚R̺̺̈́̋̓̐ͪͮ͑ͮR̤̘̍̿̉̋̏̔ͧ͊̍ͅŰ̬̻ͥ̾̈̆P̰͔̙̟̗͑̏T̥̣̟͔̻͇͔̯̐̐͛̊̊ ̤̤̘͔̗̘̻̞̞ͯͥ̈͐̔̍̓E͕̪̹̗̳͚ͭ͂ͅN̳̠̳̲̜͓̝̮ͯ̾̀ͩT̤͈̹̹̉͒ͪ͆̋̚I͍͛ͮ̈́͒͌ͨ͌͗T̘̜̭͕̗̖͕ͣ̃͛̽Y̮͇̱ͥ͌̿̂͗̍

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neopoints

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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jerryterry

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

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jerryterry

Did it the lazy easy way: 

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It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you