I found a huge collection of poots!!!
So my package from ShiftyThrifting arrived today! Its absolutely amazing!
First thing I see is this. I damn near cried with laughter seeing just this!
This was the card inside! And inside that card is all of this!
Thank you so much @shiftythrifting this is incredible!
I'm going to treasure these stickers forever as the Holy Parent of the Poot!
A sad poot, happy photographer
From winnipeg, manitoba
What did y'all do to him?
ᴮᴱᴱᵀ POOT
What did y'all do to him?
ᴮᴱᴱᵀ POOT
had the best idea for a squishmallow
omg or a bean bag chair!
Happy Poot Year!
I hope 2023 brings us all many beets.
Grandma Tea-Poot blesses us all
Beet Poots new friend and a very tasteful house for toilet paper. Found in a thrift store in Germany.
Where are you on the Beet Poot Friends moodboard today?
From Improvement Era, 1938.
Vegetable people, vegetarian nightmares, vegetable hell, giant vegetables … my collection of vintage vegetables is growing.
Some sad beet poots, Shipston upon Stour, UK
I found this really creepy beetroot jar in the charity shop I work in and it freaks me the hell out!
Beet Poot Day 2022
In the time before timestamps, we had to guess when we made this blog and when the original Beet Poot submission came in: we settled on May 14th as our day. Today we'll have a fine selection of Poots you guys made in celebration of Beet Poot Day! If you want to send in a Poot, you've got til the end of the day! Details are here.
If you'd like to opt out and just get the usual shifty content, you can block the tag #BeetPootDay2022.
man if i had a synthesizer who KNOWS what gods i could kill
the world needs to hear this
the universe needs to be made aware of its true, cosmic potential
SO TRUE i have POTENTIAL to put FEAR into the HEAVENS
I'm not saying they made a song about a giant chicken eating God
but I feel like they could have
it could have been a great song
and now I can't think about it without making this face
frank did you make a fuckin beet poot?









