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Beet Poot Day 2022

In the time before timestamps, we had to guess when we made this blog and when the original Beet Poot submission came in: we settled on May 14th as our day. Today we'll have a fine selection of Poots you guys made in celebration of Beet Poot Day! If you want to send in a Poot, you've got til the end of the day! Details are here.

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man if i had a synthesizer who KNOWS what gods i could kill

the world needs to hear this

the universe needs to be made aware of its true, cosmic potential

SO TRUE i have POTENTIAL to put FEAR into the HEAVENS

I'm not saying they made a song about a giant chicken eating God

but I feel like they could have

it could have been a great song

and now I can't think about it without making this face

frank did you make a fuckin beet poot?