ironically, if things hadn't crashed then I would have a $10k/month money firehose to point at my friends in need.
I was trying to avoid arguing on the internet and I even went and scrubbed a sink about it but I was still annoyed after so I failed and did an argue
Sorry
It's not your fault, it seems like it's always been a mistake for me to try to interact with anyone, either here or anywhere else. I should have just taken the hint and deleted my tumblr and everything else years ago.
tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon
I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way!
I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting
GROND!
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GROND GROND GROND!
grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name
I shall always reblog GROND!
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
this post makes me cry every single damn time
This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol
Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
Nothing will ruin your 30’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
Friends, I’ve got news for you about your 40s, you’ll never believe this but…
(gordon ramsay on star trek) oh what the hell? the gagh is fucking dead! look at this! it’s not moving. it’s feasting with its fucking ancestors in sto’vo’kor! excuse me, darling, how fresh is this gagh? they’re what? fucking hell. thank you. my god, it’s fucking replicated. wow, fuck me.
(gordon opens a compartment on the wall and dozens of tribbles fall on his head) fucking hell. at least someone’s enjoying the food.
FICSIT Felix Jr.
(A dumb joke aimed at the cross section of Disney animation fans and Satisfactory enjoyers)
Out-Of-State Property Management Company
"We're not the kind of property management company that 'does things'," the property manager repeated for the dozenth time, exactly fulfilling my expectations of the new out-of-state owner, "We're the kind of property management company that just sits on our butt and collects money," he adds, not realizing that his company has been in breach of contract for the last six months and has now collected 'felony' amounts of money for a service they are not providing.
"Alright," I say, already drafting multiple letters to state regulatory agencies.
alex hirsch going rogue… king shit
Wow, this is the perfect demonstration of what happened to Disney. Everything is now designed by committee, whether the original creator wants that or not, and goes through so many layers of corporate middlemen/women that I'm surprised the GF folks were able to produce any content at all.
Seriously in another decade every Disney show will just be a recording of a damp sponge, at least until someone manages to get imaginarily offended at that and then it'll just be static.
Researching and I just found the BEST term.
Chicken Moat.
CHICKEN MOAT.
Chicken UNDERPASS
The evacuation prep poster is done! This poster is designed primarily with wildfires in mind, but the tips can apply to preparing for any much any disaster.
If you share this image outside of tumblr, please link back to my website: www.Katy-L-Wood.com
[[Image ID: A poster including a layered graphic showing what items to have ready to prepare for evacuating your home based on how much warning you have that you need to evacuate. The inner, red, level is labeled "No Warning." The next, orange, level is labeled "Less Than an Hour." The next, yellow, level is labeled "More Than an Hour." The final, green, level is labeled "General Preparedness." The items associated with each level and the text are included below. /end ID.]]
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Evacuation Prep:
As the world changes, it is important to be prepared to safely and efficiently evacuate your home, potentially with little or no warning. Preparing ahead of time can help to reduce stress and anxiety, and help you evacuate safely if the time comes.
Red Level (No Warning): People | Pets | Keys. Human life matters most. If you can't rescue your pets, let them out to give them their best chance. If evacuating by car, don't forget your keys.
Orange Level (Less Than an Hour): Crucial Meds | Important Papers | Money | Paper Map | Pet Vaccination Records. Crucial meds and medical equipment. Papers including passports, birth certificates, medical records, etc.. Multiple forms of payment. Paper map with marked evac routes in case of signal loss. Phone. Most evac centers require vaccine records for pets to be allowed in.
Yellow Level (More Than an Hour): Photos | Hard Drives | Computers | Chargers | Irreplaceable Items | OTC Meds | Pet Supplies | Pet Food | Clothes | Weather Gear. Family photos. Hard drives and computers. Make digital backups ahead of time. Charging cords. Irreplaceable items such as collectibles and mementos. Over the counter medical supplies such as Aspirin and tampons. Pet supplies such as bowls, crates, toys, and litter. Pet food and treats. Clothes. If you are running out of time grab your laundry basket. Weather gear if needed.
Green Level (General Preparedness): Food | Water | Radio | N95 Masks | Multitool | Power Pack | Gas | Stove + Fuel | Flashlight | Toiletries | Emergency Contact Info | Bedding | First Aid | Can Opener. Easy prep, shelf-stable food. Water. Battery powered/rechargeable NOAA weather radio. N95 masks for smoke. A multitool. Rechargeable power pack for phones. Keep your car at least partially fueled at all times. Portable stove and fuel for cooking food without power. Flashlight and spare batteries. Toiletries including hair products, toothbrush and paste, etc.. Emergency contact info for friends and loved ones. Spare pillows and blankets. Dedicated first aid kit. Can opener.
Save yourself time and stress by preparing an evacuation bag ahead of time and keep it in an easy to access place. At the end of every season rotate out the perishable items within such as food, water, and medications. The more you can keep in the bag, the more time you'll have to grab everything else. Remember, it is okay if you can't do everything. Some preparation is better than no preparation.
If you are in the U.S.A. and experiencing disaster related anxiety call the Disaster Distress Hotline at 1-800-985-5990 for support and resources.
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Always keep at least half a tank of gas in your vehicle.
If you buy MREs or something like that, keep them in a bag in the fridge so you can just grab the bag. Don't leave them in your car, their long estimated shelf life is based on them being stored in a temperature-controlled warehouse for most of that time. They won't last a year in your car.
Cannot believe I’m making this post but PSA! The “salt lick test” is not a medical test for sodium deficiency, it’s what some random fuck on this site calls eating as much salt as they think tastes good. Please stop taking medical advice from this site dear fuck. Sodium is not something our bodies adjust flavor to in response to how much we need it. Hypertension (high sodium, high bp) is much more common than hypotension (low salt, low bp) and can kill you. Low blood pressure, while sometimes uncomfortable, is a much less dangerous state. Do not just eat salt until you’re tired of eating salt. Fuck.
this is the post btw:
It is worded as though the OP learned this from a doctor, or at least someone that knows something about nutrition. "Why didn't I learn about (nonexistent thing)????" Search for 'salt lick test' online. There's nothing, because this isn't a thing. And if you learn about nutrition, and the way sodium works in the body, it's pretty obviously not a thing.
I don't want people to feel unintelligent for believing posts like this, though. It's not everyone's responsibility to know about hypertension. It's not your fault if you think this is sound advice. It is the responsibility of OP to not spread medical misinformation. They might honestly think they're helping people, but this is not the way to do it. All they are doing is further harming people that are worried about their health.
Yes, some people are sodium deficient. My close friend and I have low sodium and low blood pressure and eat as much salt as we want because of that, but surprise I guess? We don't like licking pure salt. That's why we're low. Because we don't like to eat that much. Our bodies sometimes have very helpful ways of telling us when we need certain nutrients, but sometimes we have to use the brain part of our bodies as well.
The reason this upset me so much is how many people I saw in the notes saying "oh no, I never get tired of eating salt, I must be very salt deficient!" and bc OP acted like this is a standard practice, and bc this website is full of impressionable people that just trust too much, they'll probably start consuming way too much and suffer health risks. And it feels like a great example of how misinformation is so easy to avoid spreading, but for whatever fucking reason, people keep doing it anyway.
The key part is "does it taste better than normal"? Not just good, but, like, oddly good. I've personally experienced this, ONCE, a few years ago. I had been drinking a lot of water and not eating much salty foods.
I've also had cravings for certain foods at times, more than just "I'd like X food" - and no not ice cream or such, I'm talking about certain vegetables or fruits, or orange juice (Vitamin C), etc. During wintertime salads were especially delicious.
If you believe you are presently low on sodium, rather than randomly tasting salt and trying to decide if it tastes better than it usually does, a more reliable method might be to think about what foods you've eaten in the last 24 hours, how much plain water you've drunk, and if you might be low in sodium or other nutrients, or just hungry in general. If you realize you haven't had much salty food, try eating a few saltines or pretzels or something, rather than just eating salt straight up. It's easy to go from too little to too much. Have a few, wait a bit, see how you feel then.
Felt like doing something picture book like.
me and my mutuals reblogging tumblr posts
To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.
Parents: Aloof disdain! Shun! Distance!
Also Parents: Why doesn’t my child talk to me?
You can give your children independence, make them ready to take the world on their own, and yet cuddle them and show them they are loved.
Those two things don’t contradict each other and can, should actually!, very well coexist in any child’s life.
Hobbit AU where everything is exactly the same except that Bilbo wears the same outfit and radiates the same disaster gay energy as he did in the USSR in 1982.
I'm going to schedule a reblog of this for like..... a year into the future and it will pop up when we all need it most








