This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

WHERE’S HIS MOTHER BURIED

“a bit larger than we expected”

they gave birth to Hagrid bye.

This needs answers

The Timeless Trilogy

im happy they worked it out

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances

we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to

it’s people.

the cat is allergic to human dander.

if u wanna date n not break my heart hmu

!!!

!!!!

I pray that every woman finds someone that makes you feel like relationships really don’t have to be so hard. They don’t have to take such a big toll on you emotionally. You’re supposed to be indescribably happy

If you smirk at me while we fuck i will lose my shit

I was trying to think of a pun related to the yachts. But have you guys ever thought about how you pronounce yachts and then how it is spelt? I know it’s a lacht to take in

I'm not sure if I want to be her or be on her:

a novel by me

not to be lactose intolerant but i dont know how to pronounce 80% of white names

How racist. How dare you. How dare you refuse to pronounce my daughter’s name. Come on, Makayleighlough, let’s go home.

@therunnersam on a serious note how is that said?

It’s pronounced “Jessica” but I like that unique spelling.

sage life advice from khloe kardashian

lmaoooo khloe is me af