I like to imagine what it would have been like if the goncharov craze and the Barbie movie had happened at the same time
seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
honestly the human brain is so small that you *will* forget how much beauty there is out there to experience unless you leave your house every three days. ik its fucked up but i promise its true
car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this
Real life events are treated like fictional media automatically entering some meme cannon and fictional media is demanded of so much moralism and the events in fictional media are treated with so much seriousness as if whatever is being depicted..is being condoned. People talk about media literacy all of the time now but it’s actually crazy how nothing that happens in real life is sacred or free of exploitation but anything fictional has to be explicitly clear in a specific moral compass.
first apartment checklist
i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together!
- fog machine
this 5 year old post continues to get funnier every day i haven’t moved out of my parents house btw
the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one
truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.
*stamps this as peer-reviewed*
Whenever a tv show or a movie or a book or a story has many male leads but only one woman, what they’re saying is, there are many types of men with different personalities, backgrounds, opinions and worldviews that’s why we need many male characters to represent as many male views as possible, but women only come in one stereotypical personality and opinion and worldview and that’s why we only need one woman
I’ll admit, I’m going to miss the little wizard guy. However I do like this thing where they completely change their logo randomly every few months.
I’ve started a collection:
love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
"your teens are about" "your 20s are about" there's no schedule babes
Your 30s are about being older than your 20s but not in your 40s yet.