What are your special containment procedures?

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Some of my special containment procedures:

  • An autoresponder
  • Pretty much any combination of arbitrary letters followed by "s"
  • Tom Waits songs
  • Assorted vegetables
  • Galaxy clusters
  • People who stay up way too late
  • Sweet and sour fish
  • Giraffes
  • Hopelessly optimistic but not obsessive-compulsive cognitive behavioral therapy workbooks
  • Parents who think they're helping but are instead perpetually baffling their kids with unhelpful advice
  • Pointless but interesting graphs
  • Plants
  • Unattainable tall girl who isn't attainable and won't say anything
  • Music
  • People who beat the sound out of language
  • Karen
  • Men
  • Unattainable tall girl who is indeed attainable and won't say anything about it
  • That sort of "blathering voice"
  • A collection of the most important, most memorable, and most remarkable moments in world history
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Ok so. To contain Frank, do we need any one of these, or all of them? Because all of them at once seems difficult (but probably very amusing in a slapatick kinda way).