As in… the second world war…? Frank I have some news for you…

I think the Red Army is going to lose the Chechen wars

Just a hunch

You’re correct! I am now on board the beepost-generator Train

choo chooo

next stop uuuuuuaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

choo choo choo choo choo choo choo

*tearful apology video* "I'm not at all qualified to drive a train lol"