AYYY I'M VIBIN OVER HERE

Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

@c-rowlesdraws

trans people i’m happy you’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad you’re here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doing your best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A galaxy I love it

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

alright fuck it reblog this I'm curious to see how fast it gets flagged

Please feel free to be more specific in the tags

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

You can try Radiooooo.com - The Musical Time Machine!!

choose a country, pick a decade, and GO!!

you’ll get an endless streaming of songs (ad free!).

I personally found myself loving 1970s Ghana, Senegal and Cote d’Ivoire! Also 1920s and 1970s Japan for sure! Cambodian music: spectacular. Love Armenia and Mali as well. I’ve been told 70s Germany is weird and 30s Algeria is cool but I haven’t gotten around to those yet. Italy’s 1960s is bomb ofc but I’m biased ;)

This is the best website anyone has ever shared.

"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

-twitter user nyetalia

yeah sure i'll permanently attach that addition to this image

It’s *so* true.

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.

you have one week remaining.

you have no chance to survive make your time

Fucking reblog this post

A lot of things are possible but 90k in 4 days is not one of them

a million damn haikus keeping me awake i refuse to rest

@i-say-ok i don’t know if you’re willing to be @‘ed or not but you have a lot of followers and this needs a lot of notes!

ok.

fine I'll support this divine retribution of notes as punishment for viral hubris

ID: A tweet by @ pannekook reading “a girltwink is a supercooled state where a gender remains boy under girl conditions below what is usually possible due to a lack of nucleation sites. a shock to the system will cause rapid crystallization into a face-center cubic girl structure. see fig. 1”

Below the tweet is an edited version of a phase diagram, a graph used to show what state(s) of matter a certain substance will be in under certain temperature and pressure conditions.

The graph is divided into three sections, one for solid, one for liquid, and one for gas, but in this version, they have been edited to say “man (question mark),” “boy,” and “girl.” The triple point, where all three states intersect, has been labeled as “femboy triple point.”

The critical point indicates the highest possible conditions before the liquid and gas states become indistinguishable. In this graph, the critical point between the "boy" and "girl" states has been labeled “‘just hot’ critical point.” The area past the critical point, known as the supercritical fluid state, has been labeled “supercritical genderfluid.” End ID

Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.

Henry Croutons…..

trying not to bawl in class over henry croutons

Reuben Wilson ☝️

*sniffles* he is so beautifully remarkably silly

Marsha <3

Yeah alright I'll bite (hee hee)

Guendalina

Monty, staring blankly at the wall with one paw in his water dish

My beautiful, soft, socially inept son, Toby<3

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

Damn, missed it again

Happy Bog Day!

Happy Bog Day everyone!!!

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Being married to a bull furry or minotaur would just be watching them get excited when you say we're having leafy greens for dinner again. The wild sense of longing in their eyes as you pass the lettuce in the supermarket.

The insatiable thirst in their eyes when you ask them to cut the grass.

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I gotta take my chances

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.

Reblogging again because I got an anon last week whining cause they did this to one of my unfinished series and the bot killed Y/N so now they want ME to give them a happy ending. Like. No. Suffer, bitch.

None of yall know my A03 but if I ever find out that anyone fed the fics I put my heart and soul into to a brainless plagiarism machine so it could spit out some shitfuck part 2 like a goddamn happy meal, as if a lifetime of genuine hard work and effort is worth that goddamn little to you that you can disrespect like that, I'm going to open up fics I haven't updated in years just to canonical kill off everyone in the worst fucking ways I can think of

the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts

THE WET BOX

ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there's edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box

Oh okay so it's good then