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idk who Jasmine is but she really went off with that rice

And the tea

last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they got to the part where they were supposed to open the door for elijah they paused, frowned, and said “oh. huh. there is a clown.” and I looked out. and sure enough. there was a clown.

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

Lizzie with short hair

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make you purple

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

Salute to our troops (70s careerwomen who put their hard-earned dollars into homemade gay erotica)

so twitter shot me point-blank today

purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

Ok I'm gonna fix this poll

We’re not making it out of this one

when i meet a Masculine girl with strange demonic behavior a rancid aura oud note perfume homeless and gay looking clothes and has all the dead beat alcoholic father qualities

She could wipe the floor with him

She could make him like it.

okay, let’s try this again, shall we?

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