I think Jellycat Timmy Turtle is gonna be very popular (One of peak Jellycat plush designs for sure)

calling my broker to dump everything and buy all the timmy turtle stock he can right this second

Yes Just... LOOK AT HIM

ilove not letting cars gofirst when i cross thestreet like yesi'm have the right ofway, i'ma pedhead, a walkster, a socialburden, a slowbie, &i'm proud too . Go blowup in your little toys or whatever

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

hostile work environment

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

On this day, June 14

In 2002: My Chemical Romance played their first show with Frank Iero as part of the band. The show was played at Krome in New Jersey, USA. (🖤)

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babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

wrote this about sensory issues but people relating because of hallucinations or tinnitus or anything else I am shaking your hand in solidarity if you are comfortable with that

[Gollum voice] they hates our pussy they hates it!!!!!!!

You just don't get content like this from the other members. There IS a face btw

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

theyve been giving cloven hooved beasts the faces of men lately

giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide

good morning gay people!!

im just inescapably sad even though im trying so hard to be grateful and productive and self sufficient and happy

like why am i so empty and tired every day when ive been doing whatever i can to get better

I literally overanalyze every single thing that happens in my life then wonder why I’m overstimulated & have no energy for anything else

let me guess your worst personality trait based on your taste in movies and tv shows

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work