you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day

Made this Joltik as a commission. :)

I tried something new here. Instead of making and attaching the spikes seperately, I made them part of the main body by continuing off the same piece. This makes them blend in much nicer.

yes it's a real product

EVERYONE MOVE OVER I FOUND THE BEST AI GENERATED RESULTS

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

...how does it taste?

bad

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

H2O just add water but it's 40 year old office worker Dave

I'm generally of the opinion that if your film requires so much cgi that your actors are performing against nothing but green screens, maybe you should just be making an animated film instead. Because you're basically already making one anyway.

Brown Butter Raspberry Swirl Cheesecake Blondies ❧ Sweet Peas & Saffron

So I just learned from the official Sonic Instagram account that Sega has a Shadow statue in one of their buildings

In case anyone’s wondering, this appears to be the same one that was on display at E3 to promote Shadow’s game. Yes, the statue where there are multiple images of people posing in front of it execution-style

sonic heritage post

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

Behold

A chicken

[image: a lemon.]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

You know how occasionally you'll come across a game where the cover art between two regions is so drastically different you need to comment on it

Version 1 (North America):

Overall I think it's a solid cover, 7/10.

Version 2 (Japan):

I give it a 10/10.

a war thunder player got so mad about the inaccuracy of an ingame tank they leaked classified british military secrets to prove it’s wrong

Happened AGAIN with China this time

I wonder what default juice tastes like

Bonus Fat Bear Friday because this here dude is a whole weekend mood

Oh yes, Mr Flatso Fatso is a Big Mood™️ for sure

We checked, Mr. Flatso Fatso is still a Big Mood™

Bee the duck has a feather condition that means she can’t get wet (so I made her a custom raincoat!)

motherthemountain

Mini Croissants Cereals