Born To Be Mild

pov: you catch cat girl garfield eating all your lasagna

Finally, realistic transition goals

Icelandic Phallological Museum

THAT’S RIGHT, I WAS THE 100,000TH NOTE ON THIS FAT PENAS. TREMBLE BEFORE ME.

Reading reviews for havdalah candles written by unsuspecting Christian housewives who bought them to use for dinner candles is my new passion. I’ll be laughing for an eternity.

Imagine letting a candle burn that looks like this once lit:

For an hour.

Dude, get the wine!

Different havdalah candle, same guy.

Pls…

For my goyische followers: Havdalah is a service to mark the end of shabbat and the beginning of the week. The flame is big so that everyone at the service can see it. You also only have it lit for a few minutes before extinguishing it (traditionally in wine). They are not table candles. My guess is that these people bought them because they’re pretty and braided without knowing or caring what they’re used for.

For my Jewish followers: the goyim are at it again.

It needs to be multiple wicks, and I think a tall flame is just what happens in that situation

here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary

harry potter blog.

meet cute prompt

these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years

wow these groundhogs just keep looking the same but slightly older

do you guys think vampires use stakes for kink like people use knives

dont make this my first post that gets over 1k notes im on my knees begging

you know who else is on their knees begging

The hedgehog the Rescue Squad saved got added to the team. 😭

the day they took down ricky pee pee

July 20th is Moon Landing Day, make sure you leave out milk and cookies for the moon!

That's cool you're hot but are you a nice person?

How do you treat fat people?

Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

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Tiny forest for your dash

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wildlife returning to your dash :)

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Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!

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We're coming up on a mountain range

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Meadow!

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Slowly reaching the coast!

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

i killed you all.

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and yet, life remains

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the fire died out. we’re recovering

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Tiny forest for your dash

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

IMO the real reason manga protagonists sit by the classroom window is so the artist doesn't need to draw the rest of the classroom

Started playing Ghost Trick, and man this is some good stuff

(hershel is not recovered from the incident either but angela and henry think he's saying that about them)