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not dead yet

@beedinghearts

bentley || it/he || 23 || aquarius || intj || 6w5 || 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

what if i could have kissed you for real every time i wanted to. sometimes when you smile i have to force myself to look away from your lips. you remind me of rivers. what i mean is you’re a sunbeam and i want to drown in it.

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the Sinner’s Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.

where were you when you wrote this post?  just curious

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I was in the library reading Seneca in the original Latin.

Happy passover everyone.

Also please check in on your gentile friends and make sure they don't drink this, I'm worried for them:

May God deliver me from the urge to buy Peepsi.

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Hi. Gentile who tried the Peepsi. It tastes like cream cheese frosting.

Thank you for surviving to give us this warning.

everyone in my life has been viciously bullying me to read gideon the 9th and I had never heard of it until today when I realized that all of you have been blogging abt it for months but i confused the locked tomb with the concept of the empty tomb and ignored all the posts bc i sort of assumed yall were talking abt christ or something

well it’s fucking empty now isn’t it. happy easter y’all

shout out to the drag queen last night who started the show with “ladies, gentlemen, and those of us who know better’